With Humphrey

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We get a misty transition that transitions to Humphrey cleaning off his last potato

HUMPHREY: Whew after 30 minutes I'm finally done.

SHELBY: Off-Screen Somewhere Wow you really did a good job there.

HUMPHREY: Aahh, who said that!?

SHELBY: Chuckles I did.

Humphrey looks around and sees no one around but sees no one.

HUMPHREY: Where are you? Show yourself!

SHELBY: Okay if you insist.

Shelby pops up in front of Humphrey hanging upside down from a tree branch

SHELBY: Hi!

HUMPHREY: Aaahh!

He trips and tumbles into the water.

SHELBY: What? You said show yourself.

HUMPHREY: Point taken.

Humphrey climbs out of the water and shakes it off

SHELBY: Hey! Chuckles

Shelby uses her tail to spin herself around on the branch

HUMPHREY: Hey, hey, hey be careful.

SHELBY: Don't worry I'm trained for this.

She grabs onto the branch above her, backflips off that branch and lands onto the ground next to Humphrey

SHELBY: Told you I'm trained for this.

HUMPHREY: I see, who are you?

SHELBY: Oh sorry, hi my name is Shelby Cinncinati but you can just say Shelby.

HUMPHREY: Hi Shelby I'm Humphrey.

SHELBY: Humphrey, rhat's a sexy name.

HUMPHREY: Heh, thanks.

SHELBY: So Humphrey what are you doing in these neck of the woods.

HUMPHREY: Sighs I ran away from Jasper Park cuz my wife went with someone else named Carmen.

SHELBY: Oh I'm sorry to hear that.

HUMPHREY: Thanks, I came here to start a new life and maybe find a new mate who won't leave me for someone else but no such luck. All I've done so far is pick potatoes and wash them.

SHELBY: Well I think you've already found someone.

HUMPHREY: Really who?

SHELBY: Chuckles Me silly.

HUMPHREY: Really, but I don't know you that well.

SHELBY: Oh, well let me introduce myself than.

Banjo Music Plays

SHELBY: Hey y'all nice to meet you I am Shelby the Country Wolf.

SHELBY: Oh, what's that you don't know me don't worry I'll tell you about my life.

SHELBY: I was born and raised here in the land of potatoes. My parents said I was a miricale child cuz of my bland, bland underbelly. I am known as a only child cuz I was the only one born.

SHELBY: Two weeks after I was born my parents ended up dying from stavation so I ended up having to fend for myseeeeeel-el-el-elf.

SHELBY: It has been hard to survive on my own but I managed to pull through I wish my parents were still with me.

A plasma pistol soud effect is heard which is used to smoothly transition to Soft Acoustic Guitar

SHELBY: I feel lonesome when the summer sun goes down all I hear is the robins empty song in the dusk. All I ask is for someone to lo-u-u-ove me.

SHELBY: I have beautiful green eyes and my fur is a beautiful Tan, my favorite color is Violet, I am an Omega like you, I am extremely fertile, I have a bouncy personality, and I can show you a lot of "fun" when the lights are down low so please humphrey let me be your mate for life.

Soft Acoustic Guitar music plays

SHELBY: Now that you know more about me. What do you say? Did I win you over of will I be lonely for the rest of my life.

Song ends

SHELBY: So what do you say Humphrey? Am I your type?

HUMPHREY: Let me think about it. Yes!

SHELBY: Yay! Let me introduce you to some of my friends first.

HUMPHREY: Okay.

They walk off.

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