Straight away.
Darren was saying hi to everyone.
And I just stood there smiling
Like a retard.
Damn this place a awkward maybe Fattss was right I shouldn't have come here.
So many people were there.
The DJay had it going on.
I began to loosen up.
I lost Darren
This is the time in my life I think I needed a shot.
Whether it was tequila or Russian Vodka I was most definitely down.
I sat on the sofa while everyone stood in a oval sorta shape and took turns dancing in the middle.
Grinding up and that looking like they were having sex on the dance floor it was almost like watching porn.
How did I know?
I have umm sources tbh.
Darren tapped my shoulder.
He looked a bit scruffed up.
I knew what he'd been doing so I let him sit in my seat and sat on his lap.
Darren; you wanna go home?
Me; I told my mum I was sleeping out!
Darren; And where exactly are we gonna stay
In between this convo we walked outside.
Me: Happy Birthday Jacqueline
Jacqs; Thanks Freak
Me; Welcome Bitch
Jacqs; I was joking
Me; Ohhh umm sorry
She walked past me in shock
I still think she meant it doe.
We walked up to the bus station and that was a next direction from my house.
Me; Who's at yours?
Darren; nobody parents are in Bristol doing some weekend Marriage retreat they'll be back sunday
Me; Soo umm!?
Darren; You wanna stay
Me; No funny stuff
Darren; I promise
I pushed him into the road and he stood in the road with the deadest straight face I couldn't help but laugh it was actually really funny.
He looked all constipated and that.
Then he grabbed me and forced me to the wall screw facing me.
And knowing me I just stood and laughed at him.
We got on a 173 straight to his.
These times it was 02.46am we had no sleep and were just arriving home.
I felt so sleepy and had nothing to sleep in.
YOLO!!
Me; Darren I need a vest and shorts
Darren; Here's a Vest and umm I'm not giving you shorts
Me; Why? And where am I gonna sleep?
Darren; You look like a girl that wears boxers your cool and in my bed I'll sleep on the floor
