Me; See I wanna be with you but I can't what would everyone say?
Darren; It doesn't matter as long as were happy
Me; okkayy fine
Darren; so Tonie will you be my wifey?
Me; I uhhhh yeaa okay
Yaaaaaaaeeeeeey!!
I'm where I've always wanted to be.
He kissed me.
I slapped his head so we started play fighting.
I punched him.
And he mini fly kicked me.
I landed on the bed.
He thought he was live so I tripped him up and he fell on his face.
I pulled his hand got up nd dragged him around.
He got up and putt me on his back and chucked me on my bed.
And started tickling me.
I rolled over so I was on top and started throwing bitch punches.
Then just stopped and smiled at him.
Its like I haven't been happy for a while.
Me; I have to go now
Darren; We can go to a hotel
Me; Babe this aint a movie or a fairytale my mama wants me home
Darren; Kiss?
Me; nopee
I got up and slipped on my clothes and shoes then went to brush me teeth.
No time for doing the hair.
Just gonna stick it up inna bun.
No need to tell you about my useless journey home.
That's annoying yea I got drawed but by and Aff freshie so it means nothing.
His sadals were made from old tires and his feet were dry as fuck!
His annoying bars
"Sweery pie"
"BabyGal"
"Sugardumplin"
Erghhh he could be my grandad look at that wooden crusty walking stick flipping trampy aff old men really piss me of like they aint got 9 wifes 12 Kids and 192 grandchildren at home I'm not looking for step children at my age.
Okay after that crazy journey I was home.
My mum wasn't though.
I got into the shower.
Unoe the deal that scrubber sponge that's my don we scrub together WED.
Scrub or die and that.
As you can imagine I scrubbed my skin very well infact so well I went red.
Ummhmmm all dirt gone.
Final Rinse and I was out that was a beautiful shower.
I got out creamed my body and got dressed.
*Playsuit
*fluffy socks
Bra? No time for that.
Hair? Nah Nah Nah there's nothing wrong with that.
I sat in my room watching Glee ominbus.
After watching 9 episodes of glee I think my Brain began hurting so I fell asleep.
