Verse 1
I slapped her in the ass
And she didn't say a word
I thought to myself
Daddy taught her good
I looked at my dead horse
And he winked at me
I thought to myself
Bout to get kinky
Chorus
I said,
Happy wife
Happy life
Happy life
Happy wife
I said,
Happy horse
Happy gourse
Happy life
Happy wife
Verse 2
I didn't slap her this time
She didn't think much of it
She punched me in the face
But I landed it
I looked at my dead horse
And he looked like an arm
I thought to myself
Oh lord, keep me calm
Chorus
I said,
Happy wife
Happy life
Happy life
Happy wife
I said,
Happy horse
Happy gourse
Happy life
Happy wife
Build up 1
I didn't slap her this time
She slapped me instead
After all the arguments
She tucked me into bed
I thought to myself
I don't wanna be alive
When I looked at my dead horse
I was satisfied
Chorus
I said,
Happy wife
Happy life
Happy life
Happy wife
I said,
Happy horse
Happy gourse
Happy life
Happy wife
I said,
Happy wife
Happy life
Happy life
Happy wife
I said,
Happy horse
Happy gourse
Happy life
Happy wife
Just wanted to say, this song tells a story.
YOU ARE READING
Happy horse
Short Story(ALL A JOKE) song I wrote in class while learning the guitar with my friends the didn't like the song but I like it. The story too the song is pretty simple He has a wife, and always slaps her ass, she always argues, this time she doesn't say a...
