The Chicken Fic. (Ryden Standalone)

The Chicken Fic

    Brendon wasn't born normal, I mean we all know that. But no one is normal, but he's just an extra kind of weird. He's special in a way that not many people can appreciate because of how obnoxious it is. He can't help himself, it just comes out that way.

   It was that time when Panic! At The Disc was touring for "Nothing Rhymes With Circus." Things were kind of stressful at the time because they were in the middle of tour which means they don't really have breaks and all they have time for is a couple hours of sleep.

   Brendon doesn't mind the schedule because it gives himself something to do like the spazz he is. Ryan on the other and is just pissed off at everyone like he usually is when he's tired or grumpy. Spencer and Jon are just glad they don't have to do as many interviews as Brendon.

  It was a winter day but it was sunny outside which was odd but it fit the situation. Brendon was sitting in the tour bus booth, just eating a poptart and watching the roads roll by as the tour bus moves to Denver. It's going to be a long trip and they only get a couple stops.

   Jon and Spencer were versing each other on Guitar Hero, trying to beat Brendon's high score which was pretty high to beat. Ryan was showering, as usual. He does that when he's stressed or tries to think of new lyrics.

  The thing is about Brendon is that everyone has to be careful about what they put around him. If they put one thing around him that can turn him on, Brendon will go crazy. He can't help it, he was born that way. No matter how hard he tries he can't be quiet or make a sexy noise when it comes to jacking off.

  Brendon makes chicken noises when he jacks off.

  But that's not the only thing that makes people uncomfortable, he screams like a rooster when he gets hard and it's kinda scary. He'll just kinda stare at something and scream and then theres a tent in his pants.

  Brendon started to notice this when his hormones started to kick in at age 12. It was an embarrassing time for him, hell, he's always embarrassed. He would scream at girls then they would call him freak and run away. It's always obvious when he's jacking off because of his bawking.

   Brendon heard the bathroom door open and he looked over, tearing away from the trance of the rolling gravel outside. Ryan walks out with only a towel around his waist and his hair wet.

  Brendon's eyes widen and he looks up and down, trying to tear his gaze away from the sexy sight "COCKADOODLEDOO!" Brendon squeaks as he stares at Ryan.

  Another thing about Brendon is that he has always had a mad crush on his bandmate, Ryan Ross. But he tries to be obvious about it by groping him on stage and flirting with him. Even getting embarrassing boners around him but Ryan doesn't seem to notice nor care. It makes Brendon angry sometimes.

   It's even worse on stage when Ryan's cock is buldging through his pants and his hair is all messy with make up on his face. Brendon literally has to pull his mouth away from the microphone to make a chicken noise before continuing the song. None of the fans or media noticed, only his band members know. Well, and his parents because they dealt with it when Brendon was a kid, they weren't happy when they heard bawking in his bedroom.

 

Ryan turned around towards Brendon's directions and groaned, rolling his eyes. "Shit" Brendon whispered to himself when he saw Spencer and Jon look at him. He's gotten boners around Ryan before, everyone just has to make it a big deal. "Sorry." He mutters and finishes his poptart in silence as Ryan goes into the bunk area.

   "Really?" Jon chuckles and continues his game with Spencer. Brendon sighs and curses silently as his cock for always ruining things.

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  Brendon was in his bunk for his alone time, his bandmates give him some time to himself because Brendon can't keep quiet. He was stroking himself, his hand going up and down on his throbbing cock. He doesn't moan, he makes chicken noises.

 

  "Bawk." Brendon exclaims and thrusts into his own hand.

 

  Something that Brendon doesn't know is that Ryan enjoys Brendon's noise, he thinks it's sexy. He always sneaks into his bunk so that he can masturbate to the chicken noises quietly so Brendon won't know that there is a presence happily listening.

Ryan was currently masturbating to Brendon's bawking, biting the pillow to keep quiet. It's not like Ryan doesn't like Brendon, he always has but he is too stubborn to admit anything.

   "Brendon." Ryan accidentally moans out loud and the bawking stops, turning into little, soft bawks as Brendon slowed down. He got up from his squeaky bunk and Ryan froze when the curtain was pulled, revealing a hot and bothered Ryan.

   Brendon's jaw drops and he looks at Ryan's hot cock. "Y-you-"

"I'm sorry." Brendon was cut off by Ryan, him pulling up his pants."I just really think your noises are sexy and you perfect to me and--" Ryan was cut off by Brendon's lips, a hand on his cheek.

  Brendon's insides blow up because Ryan is kissing back! He's not rejecting. Brendon started to kiss Ryan softly, climbing into the bunk and getting on top of him, straddling his hips.

 

  Brendon starts getting turned on again and starts to bawk in Ryan's mouth, grinding against Ryan's hard on. Ryan moans at the pleasure and grips Brendon's soft hips, feeling the warm skin.

"Bawk." Ryan moans softly so Brendon won't feel alone. Brendon pulls away and looks into Ryan's dark eyes, smiling.

  "My noises never bothered you?" Brendon asks softly stroking Ryan's belly.

  Ryan smiled and shook his head. "No, I loved them. They are sexy and what makes you..you. Perfect in your own way." He tells Brendon, stroking his cheek.

Brendon never knew there was perks to making chicken noises.