Mr. GREEK GOD A MISOGYNIST

CHAPTER 3

CHAPTER 3

Anirudh directly went to Santosh

"Sir, its pleasure to have you here," Santhosh said in surprise

"My deep condolence to you Santhosh"

"Its ok what ever happened is happened, I'll talk to my lawyer you can apply for divorce, now a days its pretty easy thing" Anirudh said

"sir please my marriage not even completed 24 hours, you are talking about divorce" Santhosh screamed

"whatever, I'll talk about this after a month then" his boss said

"sir talk whenever you want but not now, if any relatives or family member listen to us there will be a lot of problem to me"

"What problem all men will take my side, if you want me to prove that, just wait"

Anirudh is about to call a person but Santosh stopped him

"sir wait, at least let me introduce my wife Santhosh said"

"yes, where is your bitter half" Anirudh asked

"sir! Sir she is getting ready she will be here any moment"

"you said reception starts at 8:30 its 9:15 now, how much time does she need, are you telling everyone same 5 minutes" Anirudh questioned

"yes" he said saliently with sad face

In next moment there is again silence in hall, this time its due to arrival of bride

Anirudh wished bride and left to bar section

Then crowd moved one by one wishing newlywed pair and snapping photos

All most all wished couple and soon reached to bar space

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"do you know why I wore black" Anirudh asked

"why sir?"

"Off course to protest"

Santhosh didn't say anything

"your marriage arranged right" Anirudh asked another question

"Yes sir"

'Santhosh.' His wife called him

"Will she work somewhere"

'Santhosh' she called again

"She used to, once a boy about tease her then she hit him with her laptop on his head, he injured little seriously so their parents made her stop to work"

"Santosh its really hard to think about your future man"

'Hey can't you hear, girl yelled at him' again

"Go man I can't see you in banded head"

"Marring or having relation ship is worst thing in world"
Anirudh said to man standing right side him

"How?" That man asked him

"hey, are you single"

"yes..." that man replied

"oh brother, you made my eyes open, that men were still being single, world is not going to end that fast as I think"

"if you want to do suicide, you can just commit in a relationship he" continued

Then a men group turned to him, seeing him like church father about to say something

"here how many of you are single, come to this side showing the right side"

Almost one-forth members moved to his side

"Oh god this will be one of the best days in my life, there are still some men enjoying life"

"why are you talking like that bro"

"if you really want to know, we have to ask experienced candidates"

"With that he called a man who seems like late forties, wearing blue suit"

"sir, give some message to children" Anirudh asked him

"you know its almost 10 years I got married$ he started

"at beginning its little difficult to understand my wife, I taught as days pass it will be easier to understand her, but my calculations are went to vain" that man continuous

"as days pass it became more harder to understand her, if I say yes she says no, if I said no she will say yes and finally I give up instead of understanding her I silently followed her, thats my sad story" he said with sad tone

"Thankyou so much for your words sir"

"now we are waiting for your words" with that he pointed a man making sure he is married by seeing him wearing his wedding ring he is wearing grey shirt with jeans

"hi, Im Keshav, I have love at first sight with Diya, we convinced our parents and got married at first 6 months everything is perfect then I got to know that I had done a huge mistake"

"When She got ready she asks me, how am I looking if I said nice, she started screaming and says 'before marriage if asked you this you used to say awesome, beautiful, gorgeous and all, but now you just saying nice, you changed a lot Keshav a lot'"

"Not only at that she uses same dialogue from taking her shopping to a date, from birthday to marriage day

'you have changed a lot Keshav a lot'

What can I do, will I forget marriage day intentionally? If really want to I can forget that lm a married married man, but I didn't"

"Relationships are just like this" with that he completed

"you know from our childhood to now we face different things by with dealing with so many people, so many problems and a lot and now at this age we adapted almost everything and we weave our wings when we about to open it and fly happily in air around the world then there will a counter current act on us and what do you think that is? Its none other than marriage, we our self don't know how to fly but after wedding we have look after our wife our children and all, then in life except life everything will be present Anirudh said without taking his breath"

"So, my dear upcoming boyfriends and husbands..." Anirudh started again

"we have to follow guidelines of our senior fellow men, and should not to be any relationship, understand."

"YES" all men on the right side said at same time

"yes" Anirudh said in joyful tone

He is so much happy thinking saving lives of so many people today

Come now start the really party now all nodded taking glasses of wine

"Before that we forget to say how sorry we felt about Santhosh"

"sorry Santhosh" Anirudh said raising his glass

"sorry Santhosh" all men said

may god fulfill his last wish with that Anirudh concluded

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Cutie pie's note

Here comes another question

What is an average time taken by girls to pick their dress what to wear?

I'll answer it on next episode

And about the last week question
I describe marriage as a well planned contract murder if it's arranged marriage that contract is given by our own family and if it's love marriage contract is given by our selves
Jokes apart
Marriages are made in heaven

See you on next Sunday

Till then

Keep smiling and be happy

With lots of love

Cutie pie