Secretary: Hhello guys! New chapter! ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ
A/N: Use one of those emoticons again and you're fired
Secretary: I don't care, i still use it ╮(︶▽︶)╭
A/N: WHAT DID I JUST SAID!
Secretary: Please don't kill me! Σ(°△°|||)︴
After my meeting with Zhonglia, i woke up, feeling something heavy on me, and see Beidou sleeping peacefully, on me
Y/N: I have a mammoth on me...
She stire awake, and smiled when she saw my face
Beidou: Good morning~
Y/N: It's evening
Beidou: I had a dream about you~
Y/N: I had one too
Beidou: Mine was about you and me getting married and having children~
Y/N: Mine was about me running in the desert in pajamas chased by ostrich having a dick head
Beidou: .....
Y/N: ......
Beidou: You're weird....
Y/N: I know, but my dick is 2 feet tall when i'm not serious, 3 when i go at full power
Beidou: I know, that's why i can't walk
Y/N: Good, you stay here while i deal with important matters
I got up from the bed, and carefuly placed Beidou on the bed
Beidou: What matters?
Y/N: Killing a god, that is
Beidou was suddendly on my back, and started to choke me
Beidou: You are not doing anything to our archons!
Y/N: IT IS NOT THE ONE FROM LIYUE, UNHAND ME WOMAN!
Beidou: Explain to me then! And no running away!
She let me go, as i took this chance and jumped out of the room, the Window being the shortcut
I was running as fast as i could, as i heard Beidou scream my name in anger
Y/N: Alright, guess that's it
I stopped and see i was near a river, and no one was there
Y/N: Good, i rest here for a minute
A/N: IMPORTANT NEWS!
Y/N: Wha-!
I got a flash on my head, and saw something i never thought i saw in my life
It was a girl, with red hair, and familiar clothes....
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