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Age to a woman is like Kryptonite to Superman.
-Kathy Lette
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Too much agreement kills a chat.
_Eldridge Cleaver
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
_Jim Carrey
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
-Anonymous
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
-Lana Turner
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems. Im tired of solving them for you.
-Anonymous
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If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
-Jarod Kintz
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
-George Carlin
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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
-Cathy Guisewite
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People say nothing impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
-Winnie the Pooh
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-Albert King
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The road to success is always under construction.
-Lily Tomlin
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Laughter is the best medicine. But, if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine.
-Anonymous
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The pen may be mightier than the sword. But, no one in braveheart carried one.
-M. J. McGuire
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Life's too short. Im not!
-Kristin Chenoweth
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