chemistry ➵t. kuroo

《16》𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐜𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝'𝐬

kuroo🥵😻
(11:49 pm)

bitchhh
i'm hungry😭

girlll
I got rejected by my crush
deal with it🙄

chile🤧

and u don't see me complaining abt
it🙄

sorry :(

bruh it can't be helped now,
since ur already taken by mr
perfect
also, don't call me "daddy",
"zaddy," or any form of it
it now makes me uncomfy knowing
that ur taken ._.

sorry😿

this bish better be

f off

did u even like me?
at all?

want me to lie?

ihy🙄

me too <3
"but u don't see me complaining abt it"
jk
but to answer ur question:
I don't really know :/

how do u not know ur own damn
feelings-

I-
ouch
guess I'll just starve myself tonight🤗

wait
what?
don't actually-

ty for ur kind words
I will be going to sleep now :(

coming over rn

huh?😀
Chile mr stalker, don't actually-

its actually my duty, u ten yr old

OMG NOT THE AGE JOKES FROM
DAY 1
so like, if I'm 10... and ur 17- wtf is
this?
pack it up Tony Lopez🙄😒😒😒
Hisoka 2.0🤢🙀

stfu u were crushing on Hisoka a
few days ago😹😹

I did not😳

you also told me you preferred
L over light, like who does
that🙄🙄

not me, wrong bitch😆
but i connect with L on a spiritual
level, yk?😔🤚
misa doe-

I actually agree with that😳

yuhhh she an icon🤩

all the girls who dress like her
WISH THEY WERE HER

right?
feitan and chrollo doe-
THEY CAN BOTH TAG TAIL ME, SANDWICH STYLE😻

chileee ma'am
don't gotta remind me of those
chrollo tiktoks😭
we still need to get u food before u start simping over 2d men again...

I WILL NEVER STOP
U CAN'T MAKE ME

at the train station now
[sends a selfie showing u he's at the train station🥺]
felt cute, might delete later🥰💕

that's my cutie-patootie-balloony-
clown-looking friend🥺

why🧍‍♀️

that's my scrumptious lil teddy bear
zombie ass bestie😻

bye👋

u better cum here fast😏
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kuroo. what's that thing about him that's so fucking special? why do you act this way around him, but a different way around akaashi? somehow, you're more chaotic around kuroo and you always feel like yourself. but with akaashi, you feel comfortable... maybe it's just the different auras and energies these two completely different boys hold. kuroo can keep up with your energy, and you just feel calm around akaashi. you like both of them, very much. but why do you act differently around both of them?

someone knocks on the door.

you get up from your bed and head to the front door. kuroo is standing outside, phone in his hand.

"i want McDonald's," you say.

"thanks for greeting me," he teases.

you go outside to the porch and lock the front door of the house.

"let's go,"

you don't wait for a second for kuroo to catch up. you start walking down the street, feet guiding you to heaven. i lit rally go to McDonald's every other way, it's just muscle memory at this point.

"y/n!"

"what"

"why'd u drag me to come with you out of all people?" he asks, catching up to you.

"why not?" you say, and he frowns at me.

"i don't know, maybe this really nice and caring girl wanted to bother somebody and make them pay for their chicken nuggets?"

"so you just used me to pay for your chicken nuggets?" he says, dissatisfied. he holds his hand to his chest. "ouch. you've really hurt me and my wallet this time, y/n,"

you turn around to face him. "well, a girl's gotta do what she gotta do for free food," you reply, shrugging your shoulders.

"please don't become a stripper or a sugar baby just for the money," he pouts.

"i was already planning on it though," you say, putting your hand to your mouth. "why not though?" you push him with your shoulder.

"it's dangerous. what else would you like me to say?" he laughs.

"that's the whole point! i wanna live my life full of thrill," you say.

kuroo stares at you, eyebrows furrowed but he's smiling.

"those dirty, old, and disgusting men from the internet and strip clubs don't deserve your personality and body," he admits.

you smile and look at him. "you have a way with words, mr. roosterhead,"

"oh, so we're back to the weird nicknames, huh? i see where this is headed, ms. 80-year pedo old white," he teases.

"NOT THE OLD PEDOPHILE WHITE MAN JOKES," you scream, laughing uncontrollably. eventually, kuroo laughs alongside you.

yup, everything's normal in this neighborhood. just two teenagers laughing like crazy maniacs, walking to McDonald's at midnight. what's crazier is that the boy traveled all the way here by train to make sure the girl eats.

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bruhh im lwk loving this chapter
kdjdjdjsj like its so cute🥺🤚
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