𝓐𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬 (Dazai x F!Reader x Chuuya)

Stripper (1.6)

Pay no mind to the title lol- you'll understand later on. And for the start... it'll make sense later on.

Enjoy :3

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"Dori..."

"Yes dear~?"

"Do you love me?"

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Both you and Ranpo were sitting on the sidelines, spinning on the cushiony chairs as you watched the scene in front of you enfold. The two of you were snacking on a bag of chips Dr Yosano had brought for Ranpo, but considering you were his partner, they automatically made them yours as well.

"Who do you thinks gonna win?"

Watching as the boy with the detective hat narrowed his eyes, he reached for his detective glasses, deciding last minute that it really didn't matter. "Kunikida for sure," he bit into another chip, and with his mouth full he continued. "Dazai is just running around, and Atsushi..."

The scene itself was entertaining, with Kunikida chasing the two as they ran and hopped over the desks around the room. Safe to say that Dazai had angered the dirty blonde haired boy, and somehow Atsushi got himself involved.

When the white haired boy ran right in front of the desk you were sitting on, you tugged his shirt towards you, momentarily stopping his momentum. When Kunikida gave you a questioning stare, you shrugged. "Your fight is with Dazai, go chase after him." You didn't want the were-tiger getting hurt considering he didn't have anything to do with it.

"Y/n!" The brunette who was still running around the room whined, pouting while you stuck your tongue out. "Cmon, save me too-"

You only stared in amusement as Kunikida finally caught up to him, grabbing the back of his jacket and lifting him up a few inches. Laughing, Atsushi gave you a grateful stare as Ranpo only gave a confident smirk, his prediction was right.

Phone buzzing on the desk, you didn't notice as your gaze faced forwards. The detective sitting beside you did notice, and grabbing your phone, he stared at the icon that was calling, raising an eyebrow. He pressed the call button, pressing it to his ear.

"Hello?"

It was only then that you realized your phone had been ringing, and your gaze shot to Ranpo, eyes wide. You could hear Chu's voice on the other side questioning who it was, and with a yelp you reached for the phone.

"G-give it back!" You nearly yelled when Ranpo lifted it away from you. Standing up, he did the same, and you ended up jumping to grab the phone as he held it above your head. Not seeming to care about who was on the other side, he just took another chip, munching on it as everyone at the agency watched you struggle.

Kunikida and Dazai seemed to direct their gaze towards the scene, and with a big grin, the brunette took a step forward. "Oh~?" He cooed, and you'd face flushed red as you continued to jumó for the phone. "Does Y/n have a boy~friend~?"

Hearing confused remarks from the phone, you grabbed Ranpo's shoulder, resorting to swinging his arm down and yanking the phone out of his grasp then. Your face was red, and pressing the phone to your chest, you ran out of the room, shutting the door with a slam and pressing the phone to your ear.

"C-chu...?"

With a sigh on the other side of the phone, you heard his voice, slightly paranoid that he had taken your friends words too seriously back there. "Y/n? What was that all about? Are you at school or something?"