Started with bangs- A sapphic love story

Not a twilight rip off

i woke up at 9:30am for my 9:45 bus to school. yes, i am still in school because for the past two years ive been getting detention every week and the useless and incompetent principal wouldn't let me graduate. his only condition was, "amanda don't get detention for two weeks consecutively and you'll graduate" but i dont think he understands how important it is for me to get detention every week. detention is the only place i get to see her. 

i am getting way ahead of myself. let me back up to the first time i met her.

i woke up at 9:30am for my 9:45 bus. i put on my favourite and the only leather jacket i own and set out to cause trouble.
i threw pebbles at my math teacher because she was being annoying talking about sin, cos and tan. cos the only sin i wanted to commit was lust and the only tan i wanted was from the sun. let me tell you she may be a math teacher but she would make a shitty detective. i got off free and next period was english. english??? more like snooze fest.

english period starts shit happens, might've called shakespeare a bitch for killing juilet and THAT landed me in detention. i might have also argued with this other girl on the topic of love but thats not important.

DETENTION TIME

so im sitting there with paper ball on my desk and suddenly there's a smell. i dont know if it was a good smell a bad smell because my mind went blank when i saw her. im here every week and this is the first time i have seen her in detention. she is standing right next to the table fan being all gorgeous but the most enthralling thing about her was her...bangs.
those bangs made me want to do things i should protect other bangs from. i give a threatening look to the rest of the students staking my claim on her and her bangs.

she enters the room and i sit next to her.  she says hi im sujaya. im a part time student but i also act. you can watch me on this netflix show called s&b where i play zoya in her absolutely scratchy voice but her bangs...her bangs made me want to be a sinner. i wanted to run my hands through her bangs and if i could i would cut her bangs carefully and stick them on my forehead. but i purr back, "i don't care darling"

so from then on i make it a point to get detention every week just so i could see her bangs...i-i mean see her. not bangs no never the bangs TRUST ME.
i act all mysterious around her and try not to show what effect her bangs have on me. one day she says, "amanda come to the woods with me i have something to tell you" so i go to the woods with her because im a bad bad person.

So now im in the middle of the woods with the ban- girl of my dreams and she says, "you're incredibly bad, and a mystery. your skin is ok but you get nervous everytime i go to my hairdresser. your orbs change color, everytime you look at my head and sometimes you speak like – like you're attracted to something on my face. you don't go out in the sunlight with me because you want to protect my hair. how old are you?" i reply with 21. she asks me how long ive been 21 and i answer saying im bad at counting because i throw pebbles at my math teacher.
but she suddenly stops and says, "i know what you are" and at this point im scared that she knows but im also cold and this 15 year old leather jacket does nothing but it adds to my swag so i cant get rid of it.

so i get incredibly close to her because i needed the body heat and i whisper in her ear "say it sujaya, say it. out loud and clear"

and she whispers, because she's bad at following directions and acting, "you're attracted to my bangs"

And that's how my love story started.

sujaya and her bangs and i got married at 24 and lived in one bedroom apartment. she lets me touch her bangs for 10 hours straight. we had three kids and all of them came out with bangs. the doctors were surprised but i just knew that those bangs were magical.

i also forgot to mention the fact that on the second day of our dating time i got the same exact bangs as her and we were known as the banging babes throughout the school. it did some damage to my bad boy reputation but i was okay with it. i would do anything for that ban- girl.
i love the ban- woman next to me and our  three banging babies.

goodbye, stay banging.