Danganronpa V2 Chat Fic

Some Kuzusoda Pt 2

A healthy reminder: Stream after- school by Melanie Martinez

(Recap: 

Fuyuhiko and Akane thought it was ok to play a prank on Kazuichi where Fuyuhiko fake breaks up with him to see his reaction. Then Kazuichi gets heartbroken blah blah blah Kazuichi breaks up with him then cries cutely because this is a frickin roblox server)

Warning: p i n k      s a n d w i c h

Another Warning: We gonna have to make sonia and gundham the bad people in this because theyre basically the team rocket of this story so ok.

(Groupchat Enviroment)

pinkkirishima has left the chat

kazuichisplaytoythingy has added Kazuichi Soda to the chat

kazuichisplaytoythingy: Stop leaving and let me apologize before i bite you

Kazuichi Soda: You got one minute

Kazuichi Soda has changed kazuichisplaytoythingy's username 

ohtoseewithoutmyeyes: ...............

ohtoseewithoutmyeyes: Ill let this slide if you let me say what i have to say

Kazuichi Soda has changed theyre name to sondamsplaytoythingy

ohtoseewithoutmyeyes: WTF

ohtoseewithoutmyeyes: WHY IS THAT YOUR USERNAME

sondamsplaytoythingy: None of your business

ohtoseewithoutmyeyes: YES IT IS MY BUSINESS

iwasagirlinthevillagedoingalright: I think i will explain this Kuzuryu

iwasagirlinthevillagedoingalright: Me and Gundham snatched your mans

thenibecameaprincessovernight: You did what now-

thenibecameaprincessovernight: Sonia this better be a joke 

iwasagirlinthevillagedoingalright: Its not Akane, I love you but i found a better person.

thenibecameaprincessovernight has left the chat

Murder Lesbean: Permission?

ohtoseewithoutmyeyes: permission.

A few minutes later

Murder Lesbean: I couldn't do it

ohtoseewithoutmyeyes: ...................

sondamsplaytoythingy: Fuyuhiko im comin to your room to get my clothes.

ohtoseewithoutmyeyes: too bad

ohtoseewithoutmyeyes: Status; Firey

(Fuyuhiko's room)

Kazuichi: Yo, open up.

Fuyuhiko: Id rather eat two Popeye biscuits with no drink

Kazuichi: Fair, but please open the door.

Fuyuhiko: What about no.

Kazuichi: Ima go get the spare key.

Fuyuhiko: Fine fine

Fuyuhiko would then feel himself get tackled into a hug when he opened the door

Fuyuhiko: GET.THE.FUCK.OFF.OF.ME

Kazuichi: Fine but all I gotta say is 

Kazuichi: Get pranked

Fuyuhiko: H-HUh?

Kazuichi: Ohhhhh, Sonia saw the prank you and Akane pulled by checking Akane's phone because Akane thinks passwords are overrated. So she got Gundham and me to prank you back by pretending were dating. We had saw this uh........thing called Pink Sandwich so thats what inspired that.

Fuyuhiko: So you mean to tell me-

Kazuichi: Yup Yup

Fuyuhiko: Dammit  Kaz, Actually got me thinking were over. 

Kazuichi would then press his lips against Fuyuhiko's

Kazuichi: I love you too much to do that Hiko.

Fuyuhiko: Awwww- Ok lets stop you know I hate happy shit.

Kazuichi: Yup, lets go get something to eat.

Fuyuhiko: Ok- When did you get ass implants

Kazuichi: I didnt-

Fuyuhiko: Then explain why your ass is looking double cheeked up on a *checks date casually* saturday afternoon, Hella ass and the sun is- about to go down.

Kazuichi: Uh-

Kazuichi: I don't know-

Fuyuhiko: Heh, lets go to the kitchen now.

Kazuichi: Ill make you your fried dough cookies.

Fuyuhiko: omgyourthebestboyfriendever