One morning the Doom Slayer woke up, he had an idiotic dream. a harem of Demon girls!
"hah! as if something as stupid as Demon women could exist." but, this concept did get him a little too curious. So he grabbed his shotgun, and opened a portal to...
After hours of Sullen silence between the slayer and his new demon harem, he decides to make small talk.
Slayer] "So are you two actually demons? Or just confused humans?"
Pandemonica] "Yes, we are demons despite our appearances. What about you? Are you some sort of divine being?"
The slayer] "No. I just had a really bad day hanging out with your kind." - Cut to: A zombie wandering into doom guy's quarters on mars and finding a small rabbit cage, in that cage is a rabbit named Daisy.
Doomguy makes his way through Mars base, shooting down any demons that got in his way.
He limped over to his quarters, keeping his hand over a large gash on his abdomen.
The door opens to reveal a knocked over cage, a water bottle broken in half, a rabbit food bowl on the ground, and one stray zombie eating a recently deceased Daisy.
Doomguy's eyes widen, a tear rolls down his face under his helmet. He takes his hand off his wound and cocks his shotgun, then . . . - Cut back to: The Slayer as he bumps into a huge golden gate.
Slayer] "Interesting."
Pandemonica] "Looks like you'll have to find a key."
Slayer] "Hell is an infinite plane of existence, how am I gonna find a small key out here?"
As soon as the Slayer said this, Vega chimes in.
VEGA] "I might be able to assist with that."
Slayer] "Ah, VEGA. I was wondering where you were."
VEGA] "I apologize for the delay, I had to run through a system update, which required me to reboot."
Slayer] "Oh cool. What updated?" . . , "VEGA?"
VEGA] "I have marked the location of the key on your hud."
Slayer] "Oh, well then. Shall we?"
The two demon girls followed the Slayer and his A.I. companion and they were then face-to-face with a wall.
Pandemonica] "What are we doing here?"
Slayer] "VEGA says the key is behind this wall."
Pandemonica] "Well hurry up, your counter is running out."
The counter that marked each of the Slayer's steps showed to be running out of steps.
The Slayer ignored this and punched the wall in, revealing a large gold key.
Slayer] "Ain't that lovely?" - The group made it back, and without messing up.
Slayer] "Ugh, finally . . ."
The inserted the key and gave it a good twist, the gate opened to reveal the next three demon girls.
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> "Eh . . . fine, but I'll only take one of you." > "I couldn't come up with a proper alt response." - "I couldn't come up with an alternate response."
Cerberus] "W-what?"
BAD END - "Eh . . . fine, but I'll only take one of you."
Cerberus] "- Why have one,
- When you can have all three?
- More bang for your buck!"
Slayer] "I guess that would be fine?"
GOOD END. - Now the Slayer has Five ladies in his harem, and he's only on chapter three! What's gonna happen next? Only time will tell, on the next chapter of-
DOOM GUY'S TRIP TO HELL(taker)! Goodnight everyone! - S D
