YOU ARE READING Awesome Jokes for Awesome People Random THE TITLE SAYS ALL. #funny #geekjokes #geeky #nerdjokes #nerdy 31 525 30 3 by JarvisAndTheTardis by JarvisAndTheTardis Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.