𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 / 𝐈𝐕𝐘 . kuroo tetsurou

05. the rules

narrator's pov.

"let me get this straight," you placed your hands on your hips, "you want to fake date me?"

"yes," he nodded, hands hanging between his knees.

"so not for real?"

"just for fake," he nodded again.

"okay, so for how long?" you asked, "i don't really want to."

tetsurou sighed, "i promise if the person you like likes you back, we can fake break up."

a week ago you were stressing about the way you approached her for notes, and today you'd completely forgotten she was in your next class.

"right, her."

"HER?"

"what?"

"oh shit, have i been hitting on a lesbian?! i'm sorry!"

"tetsurou, shut up!" you kicked his calf, "i'm not a lesbian, i like girls and guys."

"sorry! sorry," he whispered, rubbing his hand down his leg and frowning. "you're not out?"

you sat down with him, "no, so please keep your mouth shut."

he made a zipping and locking motion over his mouth, "your secret's safe with me."

you thought it was dorky of him, but you liked it better than how he was when he acted overconfident and cocky. it wasn't like you really hated that either though.

"shouldn't we make rules or something?" you asked, "set boundaries and stuff."

"hold on," he reached down into his bag, "okay."

he set a notepad and two pens onto the table, motioning his head to them as if asking you to write.

"why not you?" you leaned over to grab them.

"i have doctor handwriting," he replied.

"oh, that's true," you agreed quickly, writing up the title.

he frowned, "first rule is that you can't be mean to me anymore."

"i was just agreeing!"

"you're supposed to make me feel better about it, you're my girlfriend," he grunted.

"fake girlfriend," you reminded him.

"just write it down!"

—

there were a lot of mini arguments while writing up the rules. tetsurou came up with most of them, you just edited everything he suggested.

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡
Y/N & TETSUROU
RULES!
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1. y/n will be nice
2. y/n will sit with tetsurou at lunch
3. cheek kissing is okay
4. hand holding is okay
5. party every second friday
5a. only if y/n is allowed
5b. tetsurou will not leave y/n alone

signed:
t. y/n

signed:
k. tetsurou :)

—

"two of these rules are specifically for me," you pointed out.

"you don't have anything that you want me to do for you," he replied.

"fair."

"that was the perfect set up for a joke," he sighed heavily.

you patted his shoulder, "i know, hard luck."