Tanaka x Reader SILVERWARE~

YAnk

It's your first day at Karasuno. It may be the middle of the year but you were excited to serenade the school. "Finally.." you think to yourself as you smile at your reflection. You don't consider yourself conceited, just confident.. that can't hurt right? You put your greasy (h/c) hair into a ponytail to cover your nits. You hoped you'd be able to snag a boy with hair on the less abundant side so it would be easier to cuddle without disgust. You waddled away BUMBUM, to the very next town bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. You look at the school, quite intimidated by the people you pass by. "She's pretty, hope she isn't too jealous tEhEe!" you thought to yourself. As you walk, you hear loud steps as if someone were running towards you faster than a dog when you step on its tail. You turn around and as soon as you do so, a quite small yet energetic boy with bright orange hair crashes into you. "yuh-" but before you could sing about how rich and famous you were (or how you aspired to be) you were interrupted by him apologizing profusely. "You fucking chihuahua uterus, watch where you're going." a tall, blue eyed boy glared at Hinata and gave you a blank stare. "I'm fine pretty boy, you single pAPA?" you eagerly await the answer of the baffled boy. "Don't call me that." he said questioning you. He got a better look at your hair as he examined you more closely. He paused for a moment.. "Do you have lic-" "It's okay zaddy, if you prefer being referred to as mama I could get on board with that. He looked you in the eye to meet your facial expression, you looked serious about what you were saying. "Come on you gerbil kidney stone." He grabbed Hinata by the back teeth and paced away. "Shit" you thought, knowing you'd be late if you didn't get going. You reached into your pocket and searched for your schedule. Momentarily, it hit you that you had lost it. You were a first year at a brand new school. "None of these bitches will even glance in my direction, fuck. I must... I must DANCE FOR A REVOLUTION." you whispered under your breath. You took in a deep exhale then-

"I NEED HELP GETTING TO cLAAAaaSSSss,

I DON'T HAVE A SHITTY HALL pAAAaaasSSs,

WILL IT TAKE MY THICC PLUMP aSsSss,

THIS SCHOOL DAY COULD BE MY lAaasTtt,

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA.

WHEW okay can yall help~"

Some students were recording and while others contained their laughter, some struggled to. A bald segsy creature walked up to you. "Hey were you talking to Kageyama earlier?" he questioned ignoring the stares he got. Before you answered you thought.. mY PeRfEcT ViCtiM hE laCks HaIr. "You mean mama and chihuhua boy? Yeah, probably." you answered. "Well um, class starts in a minute, do you have an idea of where to go?" he was slightly intrigued by your eccentricity but also quite wary of you. "My dream is to sing. Since I was a little womb specimen, I liked vocalizing. Call it crying if you will but it's my absolute passion," he looked quite confused as he didn't ask for your history and life story. "I dream of being Michael Jackson's reincarnation result. All I beg for is an audience to watch me fulfill my dreams. Did you like my song, Dwayne Johnson?" he looked unsure of what to say. "Um sure-" "YES OF COURSE YOU HAD TO, I'M AMAZING LIKE THAT PHIL!" he gave you a blank stare, noticing that everyone around was at class. "Well, I'm late now so I should probably scoot as if I am a pug wiping my shit crumbs on a rug." You frowned but understood. He turned and as he was walking he yelled out "Coming?" You shook your head but realized that he doesn't have eyes in the back of his head and if he did, they'd be quite visible. "No. I was born to sing!" you chirped and it seemed as if he walked even faster at those words. "Now," you thought to yourself "is my chance to be in a relationship despite lice..."