Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: Oh written in the stars!
Teacher: Really, where is it?
Me: A milion miles away
Teacher: *Sighs* What did you write about?
Me: Message to the main, oh
Teacher: Do you want to go to Summer School?
Me: Seasons come and go!
Teacher: Change your attitude!
Me: But I will never change!
Teacher: Go to the principles office!
Me: I'm on my waayyyy!
Teacher: Wait, isn't that a song?
Me: *Takes earplugs out* What?
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Jokes {Book 1}
RandomThe title pretty much explains it. And, just for you all to know, all these jokes in these chappies will be my ideas and no one else's Stupidmortals.com Teens life. Quotes of your life Old age R.I.P