chapter 6

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after that HUMULIATING icncidnet where the fucking ggay artist bnoy sTABBED YOU, (he DIDTN get detention btw), you walk around with a limop. 

you went over to see cleo "hi: you say

"oh ym god" shello says, she gasps,"thank GOD you're here i need yo talk with you avut something"

you seat, "okay--"

celo grabs you and takes you to a super secret hiding spot. "I've been ending to have someoent o rant to about this.... its just so hard.... having these emotions, uguh its just soooooo hard"

you nod "okay spill sis"

"okay so," sloe goes on. "i al like losing feelings for jfk :((i don't love him anymore he really sucks and like i don't think i like big asss you know what I'm saying?" 

you nod. she doesn't let you speak. 
"okay so, i thought i might still have feelings for abe but when i saw you tow together, i reazkiuded..... i don't??? i thought, shouldn't i feel jealous os aromthing???? but i idnt!!!!!"

you non.

"okay but here's the kicker...... i hti nk........ i have feelings for jone????" 

you gasp ! "wait really?"

cloe nod. oh god....... abe is gonna be so upset......

"i need your help i need to brekamup with jfk?? but i want to find out if joan likes me fist...." cloe touched her finger together

"i can help" you grin. "i know all about love ;)"

"omg you're the best guy friend EVER" she hugs you. swquish,

as you to depart, you walk up to abe. you gotta spioll some epic fuckign news.

but...

when you go to find him...

you see....

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COMMERICLA BREAK!!!

hello everyone welcome to a new segment where oliverddp reads fanmail!

okay so

*takes out letters from box* first question!

"why doyou hate homestuck?" - annoymus

well, kid, the answer is

[REDACTED]

okay next question!!!

"go fuck yourself why haven't you diedi yet?" - my boss, spener

now that's just mean !!!! >:(

okay that's it for the fanmail break back to the story!!!

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as you to depart, you walk up to abe. you gotta spioll some epic fuckign news.

but...

when you go to find him...

you see....

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ABE MAKING OUT WITH GANHDI?!?!?!?!??!

you gaso!

"woah wait you're gaY??" you say catchignt eh two homos off guard

"[Y/N]?!?!" they say at the same time

the i carly theme song starts to paly////


to be contineii

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