love is like a car ride | jfk x reader

chapter 7

instead of looking at you seeing abe and ghandi making out...

this is  ajfk chapter !!!!!

also trigger warning the f-slur is used lol I'm uncomfy with it but like got my humor is awful. 

jfk was sad. he was walking around very sad. "cleojust  dumoped me..." he sighed. "i er uh.... have no one now." his through drifted to you.

"[y/n].." he started thinking. thinkign hard. was he gay? he needed to talk to someone about tghuis.

"why did you come to me about this?" asked principal scudworth with digsut (omg guys i want to have sexy sex with principal scubworth he is so hot he is just ugh oooooo yeha baby oooooo my god spit in my mouth sexy scientist man oh ymg od uh anyways back to the story)

"i don't want to er uh" jfk began "bother my gay dads about this. and er uh... the author wanted you in this story soon."

scubworth roles his eyes "i don't like feelings. go away" 

jfk goes on "god i think i have feelings for (y/n) ever since i er uh saw him in that gay bar i uh couldn't stop thinking about him and er uh now he's dating abe and er uhwhenevr i see them together i feel sick and er i want to murder abe. i want to er get in a ghost man costume and uh kill abe. that would be cool. i er uh saw scream reasontly andi was like. woah. that's er uh so cool. ghandi can be the stu to my billy. if you er uh know what i am saying.?"

principal sucbutt look disgust. "get the fuck out of my office with your sexual identity crisis and don't come back. BULTERTRON GET THIS FAG IT OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!"

Mr b frown "principal skubwoth you cant say the f slur."

the principal anger "yes i can I'm gay"

"oh"

the robot threw a cryigjfk out of his office.

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