(Lol i drew satana for my friend who dumps for him... you can guess who that is)
Lisa Lisa- oh btw I'm like 50 years old
Joseph- Y-Your an old lady!
Payton- if you wanna be technical about it me, ava, and Rian are the oldest ones here cuz we were around when Jonathan Joestar roamed the earth :)
Joseph- your saying it like he was a dinosaur...
Payton and Rian- HE WAS A GIANT
Speed wagon- .....
*before whammu fight with Joseph*
Ava- wow whammu you look like a snack 😏
Whammu- ew
Ava- Dont kill our friend and I'll give you a chance
Payton- your flirting with the guy who literally just killed your boyfriend!
Ava- that's not my fault :)
Rian- I-
*after Joseph saved Lisa Lisa from Kars and Kars turns into ultimate being*
Joseph- someone needs to hold her so I can go kill kars!
Payton- I will * holds Lisa Lisa in arms*
Ava- I'll go with you!
Joseph- ok, thanks!
* they are driving the plane into the lava rn*
Ava- Kars is gonna kill us!
Joseph- stick with the plan!
-strohiem shows up- I'll help!
*he does the help thing and they just ran Kars into the lava*
Ava- WE SAVED THE WORLD
Strohiem- =D
Joseph- we did it!
Ava- now I can lead my happy life :) *walks up to the lava*
Strohiem- don't get that close!
Ava- HA KARS YOUR A LOSERRR YOU GOT KILLED
*the volcano starts to shake and ava falls in*
Ava- Oop- *dies*
Joseph- NOOOOOO
Strohiem- I told her! She didn't listen
*after the Kars be Joseph and he sends Kars to space and they are at Joseph's funeral*
Payton- don't worry Lisa Lisa, there will be a good ending :). *holds her hand*
Lisa Lisa- =)
Rian- *hugs Susie Q*
*joseph shows up to his funeral and everyone is happy*
Lisa Lisa- How did you survive?
Joseph- This girl nursed me back to health, now we are married :)
Joseph's wife- :)
Rian- well me and Susie Q are now married 😤
Payton- poor Susie
Rian- HEY
*after the fake funeral Rian and Susie Q became rich af because Dio goat robbed a bank and gave them the money, Joseph found out Lisa Lisa was his mom and her real name was Elizabeth, Payton and Lisa Lisa got married 5 years later, Dio goat died 10 years later and you know how everyone else died, During this Susie Q and Rian are 10 years married and Lisa Lisa and Payton are 5 years married, everyone is technically 32, and pretend payton and Rian gave the S/O's immortality with their protagonist powers, now for the epilogue :)*
Payton- it's crazy how we have only been married for 5 years and I never told you...
Lisa Lisa- tell me what?
Payton- *tell her about the whole alternate universe thing*
Lisa Lisa- I always knew you were special :)
Payton- aww thanks, ima go get something from the store real quick
Lisa Lisa- Ok
*Payton is crossing the road on a cross walk and gets hit by a bus and dies, the driver was never found)
*at Payton's funeral*
Lisa Lisa- *crying*
Rian- I feel like something bad is gonna happen to me Susie... like someone is watching me to hunt me down....
Susie Q- Dont be silly :)
Rian- Your right....
*later that night Rian hears a noise coming from their hall and goes to investigate it*
Rian- Who is there
???- remember me? =)
Rian- *gasp* it can't be!
???- but it is, you have to end this part and go on to the next, you guys don't get a happy life :)
Rian- Anna nooooo
Anna- it has to be done =)
Rian- if it helps, it's only me left...
Anna- I know, cuz I hit payton with a bus :)
Rian- :(
Anna- *stabs Rian in the head then jumps out the window*
The end of part 2
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Into the jojo verse
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