*they are at the restaurant they meet polnareff at*
Payton- how do you know that?
Kakyoin- just something I learned.
Rian-oh guys did you know in the real world it's thanksgiving today?
Payton + Ava + Anna- how did you know that?
Rian- I just did :)
Joseph- it's not even close to thanks giving, it's March (I made up a time ok it never specified)
Avdol- Ya you guys are being weird.
Anna-theres nothing we can do, we can't cook or else we would probably pull a Pucci on accident-
Rian- HEY NO SPOILERS!
Anna- sorry, but we can't cook, we don't have a turkey.
Payton- we can cook Magicians Red! He's close enough.
Rian- True....
Avdol- wtf stay away from me.
*polnareff comes over*
Polnareff- can you show me how to read this?
*they show him and Polnareff does his thing and they go to fight now*
Payton- if we sabotage the fight we can cook magicians red, then cook Polnareffs hair cuz it looks like a baguette and that's close enough to bread.
Rian- Nooo we can't kill Avdol, it's too early.
Payton- fine, we'll just have to go find another way.
*they finish fighting and Polnareff is burning now*
Payton- now would be a good time, he's already cooking and meat is meat.
Rian- your right....
Anna- *hits both of them in the head* what the actual hell
Payton- I'm hungry.
Anna- we were literally just at a restaurant
Payton- I couldn't order because I can't read Chinese and I'm very picky :(
Anna- that's your fault then, starve
Rian- how the hell did you get here?
Oliver- stfu I'm waiting for something cool to happen you worthless imeciles
Payton- :(
Anna- :(
Ava- :(
Rian- :(
Payton- Why are you in this universe?
Oliver- I told you to stfu
Rian- araki brought you in also lol
Ava- god bless araki 🙏
Anna- you have joined us now
Ava- 🙏
Payton- Congratulations! Your our new surprise organ donor for our thanks giving! *pulls out a butcher knife and starts chasing Tiff*
Oliver- wtf
Kakyoin- Hey guys we dealt with the stand user- WTF
Payton- oh hi I'm getting dinner *about to chop Oliver's head off*
Kakyoin- uhhh MR JOESTA-
Anna-*covers Kakyoins mouth* shhh if your too loud we will have to deal with you...
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Into the jojo verse
FanfictionIdiots get sucked into the jojo verse, this will be very chaotic and I'll try to include allparts, this has somewhat of a plot besides jjba Art is not all mine, I changed the cover for these gender swapped la squadra members and all the characters a...
