DEAR MY BAHA BLAST,
STOP SPOILING METEOR GARDEN! dude, i love you so much but if you spoil another thing between dioming si and shancai i will ignore your next letter. you promised a facetime call so i expect one right after work. uhh.. shit doesn't even happen here. i know you banned any talk that would make me fall back into my habits but i saw Luke a while ago. can you believe that i showed remorse for them? after you left i tried to get them to admit their doings but they refused and i swear i almost broke into that damn orphanage so you would hold me.
alsoooo, if your still mad that i killed you in among us then i can promise you that you are gonna be even more mad when you find out that i sabotaged all your tasks. I dont regret it. at all, but its alot of things that i dont regret doing ;).
I love you and i have to go, hurry and write back !!
sincerely, your princess jojo <3
DEAR MY FAV PRINCESS JOJO,
i didnt even spoil it!! i simply told you what happened at the cooking contest. alsoo, its funny that you told me about the Luke thing cause i swear i got him and Tim jumped a little while back. It was funny as fuck. imagine how funny court was for me the next week after that. he thought he was doing something with that lawsuit, like dude this like my fifth one this year. and im in poverty so i hope he don't expect shit. BUT i miss youu, Gabi cussed me out for leaving your letter at home so i snuck in the breakroom to write this. Im pretty sure she has a knife out there somewhere though.
lastlyy, choke. cause I KNEW IT WAS YOU. thats why i lured you in electrical all those times, "be my partner" faceass. I just said that to set you up.
I dont feel like losing my job so ill ttyl.
sincerely, your baha blast :)
(real chapters drop tomorrow night)
