Collection #2

14.3K 108 7
                                    

Mommy Lacey: Mommy na lang rin kasi itawag mo saki--

Deib: Mom!

Mommy Lacey: Sige.. tita nala--

Deib: Mommy?

Mommy Lacey: O sige.. Lacey na lang..
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

MAXPEIN'S POV

Maya maya...

"Tsk! E hindi naman ako ganyan e! Kalokohan yan! Hindi na bully ang tawag dyan!"

Tumingin ako sa kanya.. Kausap nya ang LIBRO.

d>_<b

Maya maya pa ulit...

"Ha! Hahahaha! Hinding hindi ko gagawin yan! Hinding hindi talaga! Bwahahahaha!"

d>_<b

Kausap nya pa rin ang LIBRO!!!!
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Deib: Si Taguro mommy??

Mommy Lacey: Taguro????

dO_Ob

Deib: S-Si M-Max po pala..

Mommy Lacey: Bakit taguro?

Deib: N-Nag-kamali lang po H-Hehehe.. N-Napanaginipan ko po kasi si Taguro ng Street Fighter..

Mommy Lacey: Ha? Ghost Fighter si Taguro anak..
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Panel: Of you choose between being a bully or a target, what would you be?

'Awkward!'

Max: I'm the target..

Panel: Why??

Max: Dahil mas gugustuhin ko hong magpa-api kesa mang api..

Panel: And?

Max: Yun lang ho..

Panel: O-Okay.. And how about you Deib?

Deib: I'm the bully.

Panel: Interesting.. And why??

Deib: Because I really am the bully..

Panel: Pardon me?

Deib: I'm the bully and she's my target.. That's how we met.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Tob: Hindi naman sa ganon.. ang hirap lang talaga dahil pareho ko kayong kaibigan.. Si deib kaaway ni max, ikaw naman ay tagapagligtas ni max.. Hahaha! Para saan pa ako?!

Lee: Clown ni max..
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

SA CANTEEN..

'Imposible namang hindi nya kami nakita! Tch! Maraming nag sisigawan kapag dumadaan kami kaya malamang alam nyang paparating kami.. Paniguradong tumingin sya sakin.. Hahahaha!'

dO__Ob

Deib: E ano namang pakialam ko!

(Pero bakit mo kinakausap ang sarili mo?)
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Sa hospital nung may pumalo ng kahoy kay Max..

Doc: Check the ABC..

Nurse: Positive ABC doc..

Doc: Assessment.

Nurse: Head check, positive bruises. No skull irregularity or scalp wounds. Positive neck bruises neck part doc.

Deib: Teka! Teka! Ano bang ginagawa nyo?! Gamutin nyo na!

Doc: Excuse me sir.. Pero kailangang icheck muna namin sya..

Deib: E kung ano-anong letra pa ang sinasabi mo dyan! Dalian nyo--
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Barb: Oo nga! Pano yun?! Mahirap yan.. Hindi mo alam kung sinong gumaganyan sayo?! Paano kung abangan ka sa labas ng school?!
Sundan ka? And worst.. Rape-in ka?!

Jep: Wala silang taste kung ganon..
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

He's Into Her 1 ScenesTahanan ng mga kuwento. Tumuklas ngayon