Into the Unknown (BNHA/MCU)

Chapter 3: Avengers Assemble

Deadpool bounded towards where the unconscious boy was laying. Peter following right after. Deadpool carefully inspected the boy before giving a harsh slap to the kid's cheek. The boy was shocked awake giving a pained whimper as he sat up. The boy looked around at everyone before giving a deep sigh.

"Why can't I have five minutes without anyone trying to kill me!?" Tony looked at Cap who was giving the kid a weird look. "Do you know what he is talking about?" Tony exclaimed, confused by the kid's proclamation. Cap spoke up "No one here wants to kill you kid." Midorya scanned the group a bit confused by the situation seeing as a bunch of people just appeared in front of him.

"Yeah, the only one willing to hurt you is me, and I already did!" Midoriya gave the boy in the red suit a weird look. "Wade shut up! You're scaring him!" Midoriya looked over towards the other kid near the boy. He watched, amused, as the other kid began scolding the boy in the red suit who's name was apparently Wade. 'Weird name' he thought 'he must be American' The other kid then looked at him.

"Hi! I'm Peter, it's nice to meet you! This is Wade" The ki- Peter said while dragging Wade to stand next to him. Midoriya gave a small wave. "Hi. Umm I'm Midoriya Izuku. it's nice to meet you?"

"Hey Midoriya. What's with the green highlights?" Midoriya gave him a questioning look while he grabbed a piece of his hair as if to see it for the first time.

"Mr. Stark, that's rude! You can't just say that to people!" Peter gave the man a stern look before turning back to Midoriya. "It's ok Midoriya there's nothing wrong with your hair Mr. Stark is just an asshole who doesn't know how to respect people." there was a sound of protest from behind Peter. Midoriya could hear Wade cackling from where he had walked off to not that far.

Another man behind Tony smacked him on the head. "Tony, Peter was right, that was rude, but I don't approve of his language. Apologize to the poor boy, now!"

"Aww come on Capsicle there was no harm done why do I have to apologize!" The man gave Tony a pointed look as he wined. "Ughh fine! Look I'm sorry kid I didn't mean anything by it." Tony turned back to Cap. "There, happy!" Cap gave a nod of approval. 

"Oh umm it's ok Mr. T-tony sir." Midoriya stuttered. Midoriya then looked around and asked. "If you all don't mind could you please tell me who you all are?"

Tony gave the kid a weird look as if he had expected him to know who all of them were. "Well if you must know, I'm Tony Stark Playboy, Philophersist, Genius Inventor, Billionaire, Businessman, and Iron Man!"

'Umm Mr. Stark sir who's Iron Man?" Tony gave him a surprised look before recognition shined in his eyes. "Oh yeah I forgot we're in another dimension!" Midoriya's brain short circuited. 'He heard that right, Right!? There's no way they were from another dimension, right?! That's impossible! That theory was never proved and all research on dimension travel has been banned because of safety violations." Everyone watched as the green haired boy mumbled under his breath. It seemed like he hadn't taken a breath since he started which was a little worrying.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa kid slow down, take a breath. Were from another universe, in our world were superheroes. I'm also the smartest man in the world. And these are my friends also known as the Avengers. The guy that yelled at me before is Steve Rogers. The two boys you were talking to are Peter Parker, my son, and Wade Wilson, a complete idiot. Now the rest of these dimwits are my friends." He got a glare from Natasha for that one. "Ok maybe not all of them but most of them are dimwits but the point still stands. This one here." Tony pulled over a dark skinned man. "This is Platypus, my best friend." The man gave Tony a half-hearted glare. "The name's James Rhodes kid, nice to meet you!" Midoriya gave a small wave. "And the rest of these idiots, well they don't matter." Midoriya heard a sound of protest from behind Rhodey. "Stark, that's no fair, we matter!" A man with a bow and arrow said. "Hey kid, I'm Clint Barton but you can call me master of the vents!" Midoriya gave him a confused look. "Don't listen to him kid."  A woman with long red hair said as she walked past Tony. Midoriya was a little intimidated. "I'm Natasha Romanoff, super spy if you will and I am the true Master of Spies!" She gave a smirk as she walked away. "Yo, I'm Sam Wilson. Nice to meet you little dude!" Sam gave him a big smile. "Hey, Midoriya I'm Bruce Banner nice to meet you!" Midoriya gave him a small smile and wave. He was the most normal out of all these people so far. A huge man then stepped up from behind everyone. He had golden hair and looked like a God. "Hello young Midgardian I am Thor God of Thunder and this is my brother Loki God of Mischief!' Midoriya was about ready to pass out. I mean who wouldn't he's meeting two literal God's.

Next was a small woman with red hair. "Hi Midoriya, I'm Wanda Maximaff, and this is Vision, my significant other." "It's a pleasure to meet you Midoriya." Vision said nicely almost robotically. The last of out everyone was a man in a dark red suit with a cowl that had two little devil horns. "Hello, I'm Matt Murdock."

There was a beat of silence before Midoriya stood up. "Well it was nice meeting all of you but umm I'mma head home my mom told me not to talk to weirdos. So umm I'll be on my way have fun with your little make believe group." Tony gave Midoriya the Look™. "Avengers Assemble!" Next thing Midoriya knew lightning was literally being shot down at Thor. Wanada had a weird red glowing energy surrounding her. Her eyes glowing a bright red. Tony had a weird suit of metal encased him, along with Rhodey, while Steve pulled out a small circular shield that had the American colors with a white star in the middle. Sam had metal wings spout from his back, lifting him a few feet off the ground. Bruce started to turn green and Midoriya thought he was going to be sick before he watched as he turned into a green raging monster. Peter stuck out his arm and leg, a mask forming over his face with two large bug eyes. Deadpool gave a yell as he pulled out two katanas from his back. Daredevil just stood there with Vision and Loki while Natasha took a blade from literally nowhere. Midoriya didn't even know how she was hiding it considering her skin tight body suit she was wearing. Clint pulled an arrow from his back lining it up with his bow and crouching a little. With one final roar from the now raging green monster Midoriya promptly passed out for the third time that day.

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