*Trump's POV*
The elections are coming up soon, and I wanna win. I just came back from a rally, but gen-z raided it, and threw oranges at me while screaming the song Macarena. I just wanna make America explode again.
I started crying, and then I saw a tall 6'5 sexy man look down on me. IT WAS MY OPPAR SENPAI JOE BIDEN-SAN. Then he said- "What the fuck are you doing Trump- i-"
I've never wanted to go jump off a Olive Garden and die more in my life. I was about to answer, when suddenly I hear someone who sounds like Guy Fieri yell something.
SUDDENLY GUY FIERI FROM THE FLAVOR MAFIA PULLS OUT A GUN ON TRUMP AND BIDEN AND SAYS- "THIS IS A ROBBERY. GIVE ME ALL YOUR ORANGES TRUMP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU BOTH."
*Biden's pov*
Who tf is this guy- 😃
Biden: Who tf are you-
I'M FUCKING GUY FIERI, AND THIS IS DINERS DRIVE-INS AND DIVES. *shits aggressively*
*Biden's pov*
I CAN'T DIE YET BRUV- I HAVEN'T EVEN KISSED DONALD DUC- I MEAN TRUMP YET.
Trump: I AIN'T GIVING YOU SHIT GUY FIERI.
Guy Fieri: FINE, BE THAT WAY ORANGE ASS BITCH.
Guy Fieri then injects Joe Biden and trump with a shot to make them pass out and then he kidnaps them, because that's his job obviously because he's the head leader of the flavor mafia, duUh. And then he threw them in a submarine while blasting The disastrous life of saiki k intro, and went to Epstein's- I mean a totally normal island, and threw them on the sand and then dipped.
to be continued 🏃💨
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Joe Biden X Trump love story (enemies to lovers)
Non-FictionI'M GONNA KMS KDJSUEUJDKS DON'T LOOK AT ME- I KNOW I NEED THERAPY, BUT SO WILL YOU AFTER READING THIS.
