piss fart

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by bigkesha

by bigkesha

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE FUCK IS UP ROBBIE??" you hear someone scream from behind you. You turn around and look at him. It's Tyrone. Fucking annoying. "Shut the fuck up." you reply. "Awwwww cmon don't be like that, princess. <3" He says as he bites his lip. "Gayass." He laughs. "You know I'm just playin right?" He pushes you playfully, but you act like it hurt so you could push him back. "OW THE FUCK?" You say as you get up and kick him in the nuts. "AWOOOGA" he screams as he falls to the ground. He takes off his gold chain and holds it out in front of him. "Okay mercy!! Damn.." He says as he gets up. It probably wasn't even real gold. "Fine, whatever." you say. He sighs and walks away. He starts talking to his girlfriend. You still can't believe THIS motherfucker has a girlfriend. He's probably cheating on her with like twelve other girls. "Wassup shawty, you know Joey Badass? He's like.. my whole life." he says to Mafalda. You don't know why, but you can't help listen into their conversation. "Yeah, I mean I've heard of him..." You stop yourself from listening farther. You don't want to hear what that dumbass Tyrone has to say about that. They keep talking for a few more minutes until class starts. You learned absolutely nothing. During the middle of class, Tyrone farts really loud and blames it on you. It went something like this:

"AY WHO FARTED" the teacher asks.

"Robbie." Tyrone says.

"IT LITERALLY CAME FROM YOUR DIRECTION"

He then kicks you under the chair, probably gesturing you to shut up about it. He probably doesn't wanna be embarrassed in front of his girlfriend, which is new, since he's always done dumb shit in the past and never got shy about it. You don't give a single fuck though. You kick him back. The teacher interrupts you two. "I can literally see your feet. Stand up you two." he says. You look over to Tyrone. He looks back. "Bro see what you did? We're in trouble because of you now." he whispers and hits you in the back, making sure the teacher doesn't see. The teacher gets out his phone. What the fuck is he doing? He's just on his phone while you guys are standing there in front of the class. "You're the one who farte-" you start to respond but Tyrone interrupts you by saying. "I gotta piss." The teacher looks up from his phone in annoyance. "Can you hold it?"

"Nah."

"Then pee your pants or write yourself a hall pass you lazy fuck."

He shrugs and starts to pee himself. You two are still standing up. Everyone is just watching him. You look over to him in shock. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? You're gonna get in trouble dude." you say. He doesn't respond and just keeps on peeing. All his classmates are laughing at him, and you can see his face light up. He fucking loves attention. The teacher starts to yell at him and say he's gonna call up his mother. He then speaks up. "Yeah go ahead and call my parents. They already took everything away from me. My phone....My nintendo........my virginity. Oh shit oh shit can't make those jokes here oh shit." The teacher starts yelling at him again in rage and he just ignores it. "Tyrone, go stand out in the hall."

"Alright jee-"

"I wasn't done. You too Robbie."

This caused Tyrone to turn around and look at you in horror. He knew he was gonna get his ass beat. He backed up out of the classroom only to meet you outside of it. This was the day you realized you fucking hated Tyrone. You never did like him before because he would annoy you constantly with stupid jokes or some booshi, but now he got you in trouble too. This bitch is dead meat.