Greek Gods but Bangtan Style

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Min Yoongi's POV:
I hated my annoyingly endless life, well I liked what I do, taking care of dead souls, I liked the darkness and peace I felt being by myself in the underworld along with my right hand man, the god of death and destruction Thanatos. He was a very fickle hearted and handsome person but he knows how to get his work done, working tirelessly day in and out. I was the lazy type but now annoying ass Zeus and his pompous and disgustingly troop of gods living in the Mount Olympus decided to summon me. I hated going there, I hated laughing with them, I hated looking at them, I hated everything about them but I didn't hate Hoseok, who would hate Aphrodite. He was beautiful, the most beautiful of all creations and surprisingly very shy and cordial unlike the rest.

"You need to stop talking to yourself sometimes, someone watching would see you as a very mad person" Thanatos said, yanking yoongi back to reality.
Yoongi was furious, he more like yelled into his ears. Hey! do you want to die?
Thanatos smirked, you just asked the god of death if he wanted to die.
Yoongi was about to swing at it him but decided to hold his peace, fighting with Baekhyun will not make him feel anymore better. "Rude punk" he retorted.
"I am going to Mount Olympus" Hades scowled telling Thanatos." Whatttttttttt, why" Baekhyun yelled again, Yoongi couldn't take the yelling anymore." come here, come here, idiot, Yoongi literally said yanking at Baekhyun's ear. "I HAVE TOLD YOU A LOT OF TIMES, YOUR VOICE IS LOUD ENOUGH TO WAKE THE DEAD" Yoongi yelled into his ears. Satisfied with the startled expression on Baekhyun's face, he called for his horses, they were black as night and very beautiful. When are you coming back? Baekhyun asked still trying to hear after the thunderous yelling. I don't know yet, Yoongi replied.
"Come back fast alright, don't leave me alone with these depressed souls, I would cry, Baekhyun said.
Don't cry, they would mock you, god of death. yoongi replied, I will be back soon, bye. Don't miss me okay.
"Hug me please" Baekhyun said.
Yoongi raised an eyebrow and looked at him, why? he asked. Nothing, I just wanted one. "Alright, alright bring it in, yoongi said arms stretched out. They hugged for a good long time because poor Baekhyun didn't want to let go of Yoongi. " let me go now before I start crying, I hate that place hyunnie" Yoongi said with a tingle in his throat. " I know, Baekhyun said while burying his head into yoongi's shoulders.

Yoongi lifted himself into his massive extravagant chariots, ordered the gates of the underworld open and zoomed off with poor Baekhyun heartbroken and waving frantically behind. Baekhyun was sometimes a little too soft for the god of death title, Yoongi thought.

MOUNT OLYMPUS

Hoseok-ah, Hoseok-ah, Hoseok-ah, Hoseok-ah.
Seokjin was frantically looking for the beautiful creature, Did he become a tree again? Seokjin thought. No! the last time it took months before I could find him, HOSEOK-AH ! "damn, keep it down antelope, Dionysus the god of pleasure and enjoyment retorted, I am having my beauty sleep.
Have you seen Hoseok? seokjin asked jimin. "Eros, I have not seen Hoseok, Jimin said.
Where would he be? Seokjin's handsome face was already beginning to wrinkle in concern. "come here, Jimin beckoned to Eros.
" Bring your face near me, jimin reached out to seokjin's face from his bed and began to massage it. "As the god of desire and love it's not nice to have wrinkles on your face, Jimin said bringing his face very close to seokjin's. Seokjin smirked "are you seducing me, because it's working, Jin climbed into Jimin's massive white bed and held jimin down on it. "no,I was just trying to massage your face,jimin stuttered. " I don't think so,Jin said bring his mouth very close to jimin's. "Seokjin-ah please let me go, jimin pleaded. " you don't want to make love to me right now? Jin whispered into Jimin's ear. "I will make you feel good,Jin said trailing jimin's nipples. " seok..jin.ahh,we should stop,if I am caught with you right here, Ares would kill us both. "jungkook? your boyfriend? forget about him, seokjin said bringing his lips very close to jimin's. "poor,needy jimin. you want to kiss me so bad,Jin smiled into his lips. Jimin pressed his lips on seokjin's and his hands started to wander, drinking in seokjin's body frame. "You have very nice shoulders,jimin said while flushed.
" You can ride them,Jin replied. " no,no,no,no I have to go,jimin said jumping from the bed and grabbing his robe. "You should leave too,I don't want Ares coming in and seeing us, go back to looking for Hoseok. "oh yeah! Hoseok, Jin sprang up from the bed while scratching his head, you made me forget, bye. Jin said, looking back he grabbed jimin's butt and said "we will continue later.

" Hoseok-ah, please open up for me, jungkook was literally pleading by his door. I am sorry, I will not kiss you without permission next time, Hoseok-ah.
Jungkook was getting tired of begging and decided to barge into his room. Unfortunately, Hoseok wasn't in there. "Where is he,jungkook thought. I need to find him and fast, he decided and began to frantically search the room doors.

Hoseok-ah please become a flower for me, Taehyung's deep honey voice was literally pleading, Hoseok had him wrapped around his little fingers,he would bring down the entire galactic universe for him if he asked. Hoseok giggled looking dreamingly at Taehyung, "Y'all are so easy to get. I don't even have to try, Hoseok said with a glint of mischief in his eyes.
cough, cough. Poor yoongi, has been standing there watching horny Zeus embarrass himself in front of the harlot,the very beautiful harlot,the harlot he would give his right arm to own.
Taehyung almost fell off the exquisite luxurious seat after getting startled by Hades's voice.