Greek Gods but Bangtan Style

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KIM TAEHYUNG'S POV

It's exhausting, being Zeus sometimes. Truth be told, I like it a whole lot, I get to do whatever I want as the Lord of all lords and I can act anyway I want because damn I made everything, the power is intoxicating and I allow myself to drown in it sometimes. Well, I have power over a lot of things except Hoseok. I don't know what that creature did to me but I can't seem to fall out of love or lust I don't know yet, Hera is obviously furious, she expected it to be a random fling as usual but Aphrodite has me wrapped up. I can't breathe well if I don't see him at least once daily and he is obviously having the time of his life torturing me. I want to sleep with him and get myself back but he is not giving me a chance not even one bit, I wonder when this attraction began but we have been gods since the beginning of time and I have not looked at him not once until I decided to give him a personal job to add a little bit of beauty in every child once born after I have created them. I am tired of being in the same place with him because I turn to butter and he is having the time of his life laughing at me. I don't hide my feelings, I have never had and to think he still sees me as a joke hurts a lot. Why wouldn't he just sleep with me, he did it with Eros, Poseidon, Dionysus and Hera already. I can't take this anymore.

"cough, cough" Zeus! Would you kindly stop embarrassing yourself so much, it's disappointing to say the least. Hades said with a scowl and a hint of mockery in his tone.
Poor Taehyung was literally about to fall from the couch after being startled by yoongi. "Hey Hades, I haven't seen you in a while, Hoseok said with amusement glinting from his eyes.
The harlot enjoyed the attention, he loved it, yoongi thought to himself.
"You of all people should know I have my own world underneath your shiny sky to attend to and you of all people should know I hate coming here and I hate seeing your face and I totally hate waiting for you to stop with your daily horny misbehaviours taehyung, yoongi said with a very chilly and surprisingly calm voice.
" I apologise for my misbehaviours brother..... before taehyung could complete his sentence yoongi flew towards him and stopped him short. "I am not your brother, not in this endless lifetime or the next one. While they were bickering and arguing profusely to themselves, hoseok sneaked out of the room without notifying anyone.
"You just made him leave, taehyung was on the verge of bursting with annoyance.
"You called me from the underworld Zeus and now I am giving you five minutes to tell me why you called me here or else I swear on Poseidon's trident, I am going to unleash hell unto Mount Olympus and you of all people should know when I am not joking. Now can the disgusting obsession over aphrodite stop so I can leave?
"grumpy much? I am having a good time irritating your silly ass. Taehyung was on the verge of losing his breathe from laughing so much.

"The darkness,darker than death, darker than the underworld" Zeus's face became extremely serious all too sudden, the laughing face cleared as quickly as it came.
Hades was appalled and had his mouth wide open. "the what? they are back! you dumb f*ck you did not destroy them?
" don't curse me, I couldn't destroy them of course, they were too powerful, have you forgotten the battle? I literally didn't do it on my own, you were there so was poseidon and ares and athena and all the gods. It took a whole lot to make them powerless for a while before I locked them with the seventh seal from the ancient gods that birthed us. I can feel it Hades, they are awakening and heaven help us they unlock the seal because we are doomed and if our immortal lives are of such grave danger what do you think will happen to the poor mortals on Earth. Hades sank into the nearest couch trembling.
"Summon Poseidon" yoongi said with a whisper.

THE GARDEN OF THE NYMPHS

Hoseok was tired, his feet hurt but most of all his heart hurt more. He knew how much they all drooled over him but he was most hurt because none of them really saw him other than just the god of beauty, he wished he was the god of prudence or something then maybe they would see him for who he really was not just because he looked like the most beautiful creature of all eternity. He liked the attention,he enjoyed making Zeus tremble but Zeus didn't love him. He just wanted to sleep with him like everyone else, like with Eros. He was stupid to have thought the god of love could only love one person, he was brainwashed by his ethereal beauty and poise,his body structure and the way he talked like drunken wine. He missed him in his sheets but he was happy he left before he became vulnerable.
"I still have crazy Ares to deal with ughhhhhhh" Hoseok said with a loud grunt which scared the nymphs on his hair away. They were cute and small and knew how to massage all his pain away for a while. "oh no, I am sorry. Please don't go" Hoseok pleaded. "you scared us aphrodite,I thought I was on top of a troll for a sec" the silly nymphs were having the time of their lives laughing and comparing the god of beauty to a troll. Hoseok was oblivious to their mockery and lost in space when he felt arms around his waist giving him watery kisses on his neck.
"Poseidon! I missed you big naughty baby" Hoseok leaned back into the hug.
Namjoon's crescent eyes closed up with a huge smile on his face.
From afar, Eros looked on with a deep scowl. He hated namjoon's guts.