Texting [Larry Stylinson]

Five

Stalker Harry at the top/side! Well, more like an incredibly sexy stalker ;). He just can't help but look at the hunk -twink- of perfection named Louis Tomlinson. I mean, I can't blame him. If I had the honor to tap that I would stare at him 24/7. Wait, can we like talk about Louis' arse... Like DAMNNN.

mkay enjoy :)

xX HARRY Xx

Me: morning handsome

Me: ***sexy beast all hail

Me: yo mah bish good morning.

Me: y'all needs to be wakin' up and feeding da cows.

Me: I mean if you make breakfast for your family

Me: if you don't then fine dont feed da cows. whatever.

Me: like wake up, like now, like fish

Me: gosh*** oops but yeah like fish.

Me: like your mom's vagi-

Me: nvm

Me: HONK HONK WTF U DOING GET OUTTA THE ROAD

oh my god, Louis wake up. I miss you.

Me: damn Louis, Sonic makes you sleepy.

Me: are you tired? Did you have a stressful night of eating and socializing?

Me: the struggle is real

Me: I miss you.

Me: I can't get the image of you out of my head.

Me: you need to buy new shoes. You've been wearing the same sneakers since freshman year.

Me: what size shoes do you wear????¿¿¿¿

Me: Louis I'm bored pls get up :( ):

Me: AW IT KIND OF LOOKED LIKE A FAT BUG.

Me: not really but it's cute.

Me: okay fine. ill go away.

Me: bye......

Me: last chance.......

Me: GOD LOUIS GET THE HELL UP BEFORE I SPAM CALL YOU

Me: you look like one of those guys who secretly has taylor swift as their ringtones. I bet I'm right.

Me: WE. ARE. NEVEREVEREVER GETTING BACK 2GETHER

Me: jk we're not together...

Me: ....... yet. <3

Me: donT JUDGE BUT I USE TO LOVE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

Me: one time at a prep rally in seventh grade I tried to get my friends to say WHAT TEAM

Me: they called me homo but I secretly knew they wanted me to say wildcats.

Louis Tommo ❤🌈: that's it you're fairy princess now bye.

Louis Tommo ❤🌈: YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN UP AND FOUND NEW FRIENDS. You don't need that negitivity in your life.

Louis Tommo ❤🌈: WHAT TEAM

fINALLY.

Me: NO. WHY?

Me: AM I ATLEAST A CUTE FAIRY PRINCESS?

Me: WILD CATS GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME

Louis Tommo ❤🌈: no.

Me: oh... :(