5+1 times someone thought they knew dazais past profession

Yosano

"I hate shopping! Please don't make me go." Yelled dazais as he fake cried. Yosano gave no mercy and pulled the man to the first store. Dazai groaned but let himself get pulled.

Ever since yosano found out Dazai actually had a good sense of style she would make him go shopping with her. She had discovered it by running into Dazai shopping once. The man hadn't been shopping for himself, but it still showed he had style.

The woman likes Dazais honesty, he isn't afraid to tell her if something looks bad. Dazai would now follow her everywhere shopping and give the woman opinions.

Of course the woman picked a store with a certain brand of hats. Dazai was an extremely strange man, who did extremely weird things. One of those things was making a bet with chuuya that he could make a better hat brand then chuuya, since Dazai hated chuuyas hat. Dazai couldn't remember how it started but both half's of soukoku participated.

Dazai named his brand N.C., and chuuya named his D.O. After eachother. Dazai of course won the bet, his small company ended up picking up more articles of clothing as time went on. Dazai sold it to chuuya since he didn't care for clothes. Chuuya later sold his company too since he got promoted to executive.

Once yosano came out of the dressing room she gave him a twirl. Dazai smiled and gave her a thumbs up, causing the women to try on her next dress.

"Is that you Aizawa?"Blushed a middle aged women. Dazai looked her up and down and recognized her immediately. She was the one who ran the company currently.

"It is you! How are you doing?" Asked the woman as she went and gave him a hug. Dazai Hugged awkwardly back. "I haven't seen you since you sold your company. I don't know if you heard but yamaguchi(chuuya) sold both of your halves to me. I changed the brand name to sk by request of yamaguchi."Spiralled the woman as she started talking 1000 miles an hour.

Dazai chuckled. "Yep I heard. You made the company huge! I'm proud of you." Claimed Dazai. The woman went bright red.

It was of course at that moment that Yosano came out in her next outfit. "What are your thoughts?" Asked the doctor. Dazai looked her up and down before shaking his head. "The colours off and the sleeves are an awkward length." Explained Dazai. Yosano looked in the mirror and nodded. Once she was done that she noticed the other woman there.

"Hi I'm Yosano." Said the woman, unsure of why the stranger was smiling at her. "Hi my names hiroko, I used to be one of aizawas employees." Explained hiroko. She held her hand out for yosano to shake, and she did.

"Sorry whose aizawa?" Questioned yosano in confusion. Hiroko hummed. "Hm? The man right there of course." Chuckled the girl. Yosano raised her eyebrows In surprise. She then pulled Dazai into the changing room without saying another word.

"Who the fuck is that and why is she calling you that?" Whispered the woman angrily. Dazai shrugged but yosano punches him in the shoulder. "I used to own a small clothing company. I sold it to the owner of D.O who then sold it to hiroko. She combined our two company's to create SK." Explained Dazai, frustrated Over having had to explain it.

"Wait that's what your past profession was?" Laughed the woman. Dazai decided it would be best to nod, so he did. Yosano started full out cackling. She couldn't believe her ears. The two detectives left the change room as to not be rude to hiroko.

"So I was thinking we could go over to the SK store? It's In this strip mall. Your girlfriend could pick some clothes out free of charge." Offered up hiroko. Yosano nodded eagerly before grabbing all the stuff in the change room and leaving. She didn't even correct the woman about their lack of romantic relationship.

The trio went over to the store and sat there for hours. Hiroko told Yosano about the brands first designs in comparison to their current stuff, which fascinated the doctor. Yosano ended up leaving the store with 10 articles of clothing.

Dazai and Yosano walked back to the agency. "Does anyone else know about your tragic fashionista past?" Giggles Yosnao as she handed Dazai a couple of bags. Dazai shook his head. Ranpo new about A past, but like yosano, he didn't know the truth.

"Well your secrets safe with me! Thanks for getting me all the free stuff." Said Yosano. Dazai didn't reply and they both went silent. But it was a comfortable silence so neither were bothered by it.

By the time they got back to the office kunikida was extremely pissed off. " you said you'd be gone for ONE hour, it's been FOUR. Where have you two been?" Screamed the man. The rest of the detectives watched the whole scene go down with amused looks on their face.

Dazai opened his mouth to reply but yosano did it for him. "Dazai took me to the SK store and I wouldn't let him leave since their was a huge sale. But look at these boots." Exclaimed Yosnao. Kunikida sighed heavily but looked at Yosanos most recent purchases nonetheless.

"SK huh? Isn't that the brand made up of D.O. And N.C.?" Asked Naomi. Yosano nodded, haven heard the whole story earlier that day.

"That's kind of cool, it's Dazais innitials." Pointed our atsushi excitedly. Yosano and Dazai both chuckled, leaving the other detectives confused.

"Did Dazai get anything?" Asked kunikida, looking for a reason to get mad the man. Both of them shook their head in reply. "I have more SK clothes then I would ever need or wear so why would I waste more money." Laughed the man. Kunikida didn't under stand what Dazai had said, but it wasn't out of the ordinary for Dazai to be strange so he left it at that.

Yosano now had something to hold over dazias head and she was enjoying every moment of it. She wondered if Ranpo knew, but due to his confused look she assumed he didn't. She smiled proudly happy she had been the first to find out.