Intrulogical

Bored

ART IS NOT MINE

(Remus' POV: Intrusive thoughts are in all CAPS)

I woke to the smell of bacon and eggs. I jumped out OF A MOVING CAR of bed and went to KILL THEM ALL get dressed. I picked out my favorite barf green hoodie and jeans before FUCKING A GOLDFISH heading out to the dining room. Everything was COVERED IN BLOOD dark colors, exactly like the light side, just dark. "Terrible morning, Remus." Janus greeted me as I walked in, handing me a plate of bacon. "Thanks, J-anus!" I said as I dug in. Janus gave me a look of LUST disgust at the way I pronounced his name. When I finished I BROKE washed my dishes and headed to my side of the imagination.

    "What to do today~~" I sang to myself, plopping down under my favorite tree. It was like 30 feet tall and dead. I strung fairy lights or guts through it sometime, before Virgil left he'd build webs in the branches. I SEX sighed, "WTF was that brain?" I missed Virgil, and no, we did not have sex. He'd been like a brother to me since Roman left. I sat there thinking to myself before a familiar voice greeted me.

"LOGIE!" I jumped up and hugged the logical side. "Remus...I...need...air!" He said, "Oh, haha! Sorry about that. What ya doin' here, Lolo?" I looked into his blue eyes, so PRETTY mesmerizing. What the fuck, no, I was not attracted to Logan Sanders. "I came to figuratively clear my head. The others have been ignoring me." He stated plainly. "Oh, yeah. I know how that feels. Wanna sit and talk? I'm like, reeeaaallyyyy bored." I said, "That would be, adequate." We sat down together and I began to ramble on about something, I didn't know what. When I realized, I stopped myself midsentence. "Sorry, I ramble sometimes." I scratched the back of my head and looked at the ground. "It is quite alright, Remus. I find the quiet unsettling and what you have to say is highly intriguing, most of the time. I like listening to you." Logan said in his usual monotone voice, but I saw a small blush on his cheeks as he said the last part. "Oh, thanks! Now, imagine: A fetus in a blender! What will happen? What does it taste like?" I continued to ramble as Logan listened intently, adding in some facts here and there, laughing at jokes I made. Gods he was FUCKABLE cute. Yeah, that too. Maybe I did like him after all.

     Time flew by as we talked. Logan glanced at his watch, a look of shock appeared on his face. "What is it, LogieTwink?" I asked. "I need to be getting back, but we should do this again soon." He stated, "Cool! Bye, Logie!" Jumped and kissed him before he sunk out, bright red flushing his face. Soon I also returned to my side of Thomas's mind. I found Janus asleep on the couch, his python Delphyne draped around his shoulders with a snake documentary playing. "Silly, J-anus. Here." I scooped him up and THREW HIM OFF THE ROOF took him to his room. I placed A VILE OF POISON IN HIS MOUTH him on his bed and Delphyne in his tank. I walked back to my room, greeting my octopus Akkorokamui. I named her after the Japenese myth, as Janus named his snake after the greek myth and Virgil named his spider Uttu, after the Sumerian goddess. FUCK LOGAN! DO IT! DO IT NOW! "Calm down," I said to myself. I checked the clock, "Midnight?! No wonder Logan had to leave!" We had apparently been talking for 17 hours. Wow, time really flew when you liked someone. I laid in bed thinking about how much fun I'd had as sleep took over.