𝘾𝙔𝙉𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙇 | 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙖 𝙨𝙢𝙪𝙩.

THE ONE IN WHICH THEY FUCKED

yo.

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     barney came home from a long day at work with the weight of the world on his shoulders. his wife, elsa, was a traditional housewife. yes they knew that it wasn't the 1950s anymore but they were content with the idea of elsa staying at their house to cook and clean and barney going to work to help provide for them.
     elsa though liked to knit sweaters for herself and her husband. she was always quite cold so the sweaters were a bit necessary, her companion on the other hand never needed the piece of clothing to keep warm. he was rather never cold and if he ever was if was probably the effect of the icky weather.
     "pretty girl, elsa, where are you?" said barney when arriving to their cozy home. elsa took a pause from her cleaning to try and hear her husband calling for her. even after all of these years of them being a wedded couple barney could still come out with his cute nicknames that make her stomach flutter with butterflies.
     "right here bar." barney was already walking around the house looking for his girl so when he heard her calling and rounded the corner to find her on the step stool waiting and looking fondly at him he couldn't help himself. barney reached for elsa and grabbed her by her waist.
      "barney!" elsa shrieked while being grabbed. although she did a little scream when he grasped her tiny body because she got a bit startled she started giggling and jokingly began pounding on his back with her fist.
          "sorry love!" he spoke.
while he was carrying her he got an idea. they haven't had sex in an embarrassingly long amount of time. it wasn't for any particular reason, it was just that they were being kept busy with work and cleaning that after every day of work the couple would be so tired that right when they're heads hit the pillow they would drift off to sleep.
     they had time. hell, they had all day to do whatever they wanted so barney figured he would take advantage of that. once barney put elsa down she saw that they were in their bedroom.
     "hey, i missed you darling" said barney while wrapping an arm around her waist and leaning in to meet her lips. "i missed you more" the sweet girl muttered between their innocent kisses.
     there they were, the loving couple sharing acts of affection while standing in the middle of their beige colored room.

                 but then, their kiss got a bit heated.

     it went from little pecks, to a bit more aggressive and longer pecks, then eventually went to hot and open mouthed lips smacking against each other's. with his hands roaming all over her body, he took the lower part of her dainty and flowy dress and scrunched then in his ring clad hands.
     they broke apart from their kiss to take a longing look at each other. consent was always a big thing in the relationship. it's quite a important thing in any relationship so when they broke apart from each other they knew it was them asking each other if this is what they wanted.
     "do you wanna?" he asked while breathing heavily out of his mouth since the kissing sucked everything out of him.
     "more then anything" she breathed. he started kissing down her neck, leaving marks from sucking and a bit of biting but once he heard a whimper come out of her pretty little mouth he couldn't take it anymore.
     he picked her up by her thighs and wrapped her legs around his waist while venturing towards the blanket covered bed. whilst carrying her, she started to to venture her hand towards the tent that was forming in his boxers. before she could get any further he grabbed a hold of her wrist,
     "don't even try it" he whispered darkly. shivers moved down her spine from the words that passed through his pink lips. he placed her down on the bed and crawled over her body. being held up by his arms, he put his head in the crevice of her neck and started up again with the kisses that would for sure leave a mark.

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ending cause i was too lazy to continue writing <4