Junxiang and the terrible peppa™️
all written by: me
(from junxiangs perspective)I woke up one day to hear the terrifying sound of peppa pig. I know this familiar sound because of when my little cousin came on my best day.
"IM PEPPA PIG!! SNORT"
I looked around and couldnt see anything that could possibly be playing it. I checked my phone, nothing. I checked my big Samsung - 50" Class NU6900 Series LED 4K UHD Smart Tizen widescreen TV. Also nothing. Even my ipad was off.
"THIS IS MY LITTLE BROTHER GEORGE.. SNORT SNORT"
In a panic, I rushed out of bed to try and find where it was coming from. I knew what was about to happen, and I had to stop it, fast.
"THIS IS MUMMY PIG... SNORT"
I realized that I was out of time. I quickly covered my ears and-
"AND THIS IS DADDY PIG!!"
I braced myself
"SNOOOOOOOOORT"
The ground shook terribly as daddy pig snorted. Yes, he was sexy, but I really could do without hearing him at 6am.After daddy pigs sexy snort, I heard the... terrifying, malicious, maniacal laughing of.. ch-children
I rushed to my window and saw a hUGE ass peppa, waving down at me. Her big arm reached through the window, broke the glass, and took me with her.
The end.
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cao junxiang and the terrible peppa
Short StoryOkay so 1: IM SORRY FOR YOUR EYES I HONESTLY DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS GDFHTYDGUHJGUJD- this is what happens when im bored 2: If you dont know who cao junxiang is, look him up, for he is simply a godly earth form :pensive:
