The Angry Birds Movie x Reader A Bird's Tale (RED x READER)

Chapter 1

Hey dad! You're going to come back and get me... Right?

...

Right?

Yeah, sure, kid. I'll come back.

(Y/N) woke up as she stretched her wings out and yawned. She let her wings fall back down hard, letting out a groan. "Ugh, today's going to suck, I can feel it in my fucking gizzard..." she muttered to herself. She got up, pushed herself out of bed, and took a look outside her little home.

(Y/N) lived a bit outside of the village. Which she didn't mind. She hated the other birds on the island. With their stupid smiles and their stupid laughters.

It made her annoyed, but mostly angry. To (Y/N), the world fucking sucks, and everyone on this island fucking sucks.

She started to make her way downstairs. The small green bird walked over to her pantry and opened it. Immediately, she saw a spider crawl out and it was making its way to her. (Y/N) yelped out and stumbled back. "Damn it!" she yelled while grabbing the nearest thing, which happens to be a plate, and hurled it toward the creature. (Y/N) completely missed the spider but it seemed to go faster and started to skitter away, making its way to her open window. She ran over to it and moved the leaf curtains out of the way, letting it crawl out. "Yeah! You better fucking leave!" she shouted loudly at it.

(Y/N) heard a gasp and a mutter, she looked down at the ground where she heard the sound. She saw a mother bird with a small hatchling. The mother covered her hatchling's ears and looked at (Y/N) in what seemed like shock and disapproval. The mother hurriedly pushed the hatchling forward, both walking away quickly.

"Awe, shit," (Y/N) sighed under her breath to herself as she roughly pushed the leaf curtains back in their place.

Most likely, she will hear something from Judge Peckinpah...again. Hopefully, just a little slip-up like that won't get her the maximum punishment, Anger Management Class.

(Y/N) shuddered at the thought. She went to Anger Management Class before and, damn, was it awful. All she had to do was play pretend and act like she was learning. She didn't want to experience the cringe all over again. But of course, over time, she started to slip up more and more.

(Y/N) walked back to her pantry, ready to start the day with breakfast, only to realize it was empty. She let out a heavy annoyed sigh, "Pluck. My. Life."

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(Y/N) slid down the rope ladder, leaving her little tree house, and headed towards the village to get some food.

It took her some time to get there, but she eventually came upon Main Street where the birds were bustling about.

(Y/N) took a turn, towards where some birds were selling produce. Along the way, she made sure to avoid everyone. She didn't want to talk to them or anything. Just grab the essentials and...

"Hey, (Y/N)! Beautiful day, isn't it?" the voice exclaimed. It was in a happy cheery tone, causing (Y/N)'s eye to twitch.

She let out a sigh and turned around. (Y/N) was met with a pink bird with a light pink belly, large blue eyes, and a big head with feathers up top. "Stella...." (Y/N) replied, unenthusiastically. She turned back around and continued to walk to where the stalls were, where they were selling food.

Stella tagged along as she tried to strike up a conversation with (Y/N). Although, all what (Y/N) wanted was to be left alone. She thought that if she just gave Stella short responses, the bird would leave her to do her things by herself, but it was clear that the pink bird was not getting it.

"Are you going grocery shopping? Do you need help?" she asked (Y/N) with her cheerful voice.

(Y/N) stopped in her tracks and looked Stella dead in the eye. "Please leave me alone."

"I'm just trying to help you and--"

(Y/N) sighed in annoyance. "Why?! Since when did I ask you for your help? Oh yeah, I didn't!" she began to mutter, "For a big head, you sure do have a small brain..."

As (Y/N) was going to walk away, Stella crossed her wings and furrowed her eyebrows. "I really don't like your temper! You need to go back to Anger Management Class. "

Making her freeze, (Y/N) curled her wings into a fist. She turned towards the pink bird and pointed at her. "You're making me...ugh!" (Y/N) shouted as her voice cracked. "You know what? How about you just. FUCK. OFF! " she yelled loudly. She felt a strong sound wave coming out of her beak. Slowly, (Y/N) realized she had her eyes closed and was breathing heavily.

She began hearing groans all around her and (Y/N) gradually opened her eyes. She realized that she knocked the pink bird back and caused everything around her to go into shambles. She began to watch everyone carefully getting up, some were helping each other back up onto their feet while others were picking stuff back up, putting them back in their place.

And slowly, but surely, all eyes laid on her.

(Y/N) gave out a nervous smile as they all looked at her angrily. She started to slowly turn her body around as she mouthed an 'oops.'

"Miss (Y/N)!"

(Y/N) rolled her eyes hard. "Son of a--" She muttered under her breath and finally turned her head. "Your Honor! Oh, it's so good to see you!" she said with a fake cheery voice. "Beautiful day isn't it?"

It was Judge Peckinpah. He had bulging eyes, a small beak with a long large purple cloak, and was very tall. If there was another thing that (Y/N) disliked about this island, it was him. He kept staring at her in disapproval.

(Y/N) clapped her wings together and smiled. "Well, I gotta get to some...place. Um, so, it's nice seeing ya," she said with a wave and tried to walk around him, but he stood in front of her.

"Miss (Y/N)! It seems to be clear that you need to spend more time in Anger Management Class!" he yelled out.

"Fuuuuuuwaah..." (Y/N) stopped herself as Peckinpah raised an eyebrow. She let out a groan, "Fun...I mean, Anger Management Class is so much" -(Y/N) inhaled- "...fun," she muttered.

"You will be starting tomorrow. You will be going to Bird Court first thing in the morning to sign some papers and don't be late!" he shouted as he pointed at her.

(Y/N) let out a frustrated groan and kicked a random fruit on the ground as she walked past Peckinpah and headed back home, completely forgetting about going grocery shopping.

That can wait some other time.