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Dick's POV

"Hey, Batgirl!" Cassie called, catching Babs' attention from across the room as she ran over to her, "I heard you got married last weekend! Congratulations!"
Babs smiled, "Thanks, Cassie."
"Can I see the ring?"
"Of course," Babs replied, removing her left glove and holding her hand out to the younger girl.
"Wow," Cassie breathed, examining the simple but expertly crafted ring Babs and I had picked out together, "You're so lucky! Dick Grayson is quite a catch!"
Babs glanced at me, smirking.
"He is, isn't he?"
I rolled my eyes, and watched as the two girls continued their gossip, most likely about my alter ego, as some more team members came in.

M'gaan and some of the other girls walked over to Cassie and Babs, joining in on their conversation. Soon, giggles and other girlish sounds began emanating from the group. I smirked. I was going to have some fun with this.

I walked over to the feminine group huddled in the corner.
"You know," I said, casually, gaining their attention, "I also got married this weekend."
Babs gave me a look.
"Really?" Cassie squealed, "Why didn't you invite us?"
"I did invite you," I replied, earning shocked looks from the group, the younger members in particular, "and you were all there."
"I didn't go to any wedding," M'gaan said, thoughtfully, "except for Babs'."
"Well, I can promise you," I said assuredly, "that you all came to mine."
I flashed a mischievous grin. Babs rolled her eyes.
"But we didn't!" Cassie said in exasperation, "I'm 1 billion% sure that I would have remembered it, and the only wedding I went to was Batgirl's!"
"Alright, I've had enough of this!" Babs exclaimed, startling all of the people in the room, and everyone looked towards her.

Babs practically marched up to me, laced her arms around my neck and kissed me. I kissed her back. Once we'd pulled apart, I put my arm around Babs' waist and we turned to the team. Most of them were standing staring at us open-mouthed.
"Now do you get it?" Babs asked the group.
A few of them shook their heads.
'My word,' I thought, 'How dense can these people get?'
Babs sighed exaggeratedly, put her hand up to my face and removed my mask. I grinned at the, now even more startled, team.
"Hey."

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Just something I thought of and felt like writing down. Hope you enjoyed!