The Return (Billdip)

Chapter Five

Try and do what better in the future I have no clue. I know some of you guys have heard this multiple times by other authors. I have been super busy this year at school, I am a senior in high school and I am trying really hard to keep good grades and that is why I have not been updating. Like I have said before I am super sorry I would recommend just waiting until I mark this series completed because I don't know when the next time I will publish again. BUT I will try my best to update as soon as I can. THANK YOU so much for, hopefully, understanding. Let me know If you guys are enjoying. 

I know I stated this in the description, but not everyone one reads it. In this chapter there will be cussing.

Okay if someone is thinking of something while they or someone else is talking of I am going to put * around it

EX.*I LOVE Billdip*

And if I am adding something I will up () around it.

EX. ."He said. (wow that was so cheesy)

Now onto the story 

Dipper's POV

"What the hell do you want you Illuminati reject!" I hear Mabelyell.

"What did you just call me shootingstar," Bill said with a slightly confused sound in his voice.

"You heard me," Mabel replied with some sass in her voice.

"Why am I not surprised ," Bill said while pinching his forehead.

I go and step in front of Mabel, "Mabel, please try to not get to worked up," I tell her with a serious tone.

"Fine," she replied.

I turned around to find Bill right next to my face, instead of jumping back like I would do in the past I stood my ground and said, "What do you want Bill and why are you here."

"I am glade to see you have also grown some balls," Bill said, I could practically here him smirking.

I rolled my eyes at his comment, "So are you going to answer my questions or just be a pain in the ass." I said with a smirk on my face. As I finished my statement, Bill snapped his figures and he was engulfed in smoke, once the smoke disappeared I saw an tall man with: fluffy blond and black hair, tan skin, a dazzling golden eye while the other was covered with a triangular eye patch that had an eye on it, he had on a yellow tail coat with a black brick pattern on it and a nice white button up shirt under it, a black bow tie, black pants and black dress shoes, the man also had a walking cane and a floating top hat. (The gay in Dipper practically screamed.) 

Bill smirked while he garbed my chin which caused me to look him straight in the eye and said, "I think I would rather be a pain in your ass Pinetree~." 

I felt my face heat up and I hear my Grunkle Stan growl, "Get your hands off my nephew."

"What are you going to do about it Stanley," Bill shot back at him. I took this time while Bill was distracted, I removed his hand from my chin and threw him over my shoulder and onto the ground. I looked around to see everyone in shock besides Mabel she has seen me do this multiple times. "Well it seems like Pinetree grew some muscle while he was gone," Bill said while he got off the floor.

"Okay if you are not going to answer any questions you can go and fuck off," I said as I let out a frustrated sigh. I turned around to face my twin, but as I do so I am once again face to face with Bill.

"You know Pinetree I like this side of you~," Bill said.

"Honestly Bill I don't give a fuck," I said," So if you would kindly tell us why you are here or fuck off that would be greatly appreciated." I don't think I could sound more sarcastic.  

"Well Pinetree~ if you must know I have been waiting for you and Shootingstar to come back," Bill said while yet another smirk came across his face.

"And why is that?" Grunkle Ford asked with venom dripping from his voice.

"If you must know you six figure freak," Bill started,"...I don't want to tell you."

I was starting to get even more annoyed with Bill, Wendy noticed and said,"Hey Dipper you really need to calm down. I know it is difficult, but you look like you are going to break something."

"Yeah Pinetree~'YoU nEeD tO cAlM dOwN'," Bill said with another smirk on his face. "As much as I like to bother you people, I have plans I need to figure out," Bill says as he walks up to me. "See you losers latter," as Bill is saying this he grabs my chin once again and goes so his lips are near my ear and said in a low wispier, "See you later Pinetree~,"and with that he disappeared. 

Ford's POV 

After that stupid triangle whispered something into my nephews ear, the room turned back to its correct color.

"Dipper what the hell did he whisper into your ear!" I asked still concerned of what the fuck just happened.

"He said 'See you later Pinetree~,'" Dipper said plainly. 

"So what the hell are we going to do now," Wendy asked with concern in her voice.

"I don't know," I said with defeat in my voice.  

Bill's POV  

Man I didn't realized how much Pinetree would grow over time. I was afraid that this was going to be boring...

I'm going to end this here. Thanks for reading!