"How could you!?" The red colour skittle yelled at the right KitKat. "I didn't know! The red M&M set me up! "O h!? Is that so? I set you up?!" The red M&M yelled, still covered in the bedsheet from being walked in on having sex with the KitKat.
The red skittle burst into tears, feeling betrayed by their s/o. "Baby! I-I'm sorry, i really didn't know" The kitkat tried to reassure their s/o "THE RED M&M FUCKING HAS A PENIS- I DO NOT- ARE YOU FUCKING HELEN KELLER?!" "wait- did hellen keller have se-" "SHUT UP!" the red skittle and kitkat yelled at the red M&M.
The red M&M, now feeling betrayed, pulled out a gun.
Everyone stared
"Oop- the fuck bouts happen- a school shotting- or suicide?" The right twix whispered to the left. The red M&M Proceeded to eat the gun "Oh my fucking god. KILL YOURSELF" the KitKat yelled at the red M&M. "No you- you don't even give good head so shut the fuck up "The KitKat burst into tears, "IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S TRUE! SDFGHJ" the red skittle laughed...Everyone went silent. But- Red skittle.. You don't have a- The red skittle pulled out donald duck and killed herself.
Everyone went silent. Then the KitKat ate her body. The red M&M, now deciding he has enough of life, bit his hand off and died off bleeding to death. Then the KitKat died because you shouldn't eat your s/o's.
"Well, this is quite a show, anyways, wanna go have sex?" The right Twix whispered to the left Twix. "Anything for you step sister" The left twix replied.
(Bonus seen)
"a-Ahh!~" The right twix moaned. "Y-You're- so fucking loose the fuck- my fleshlights are btter then this. Finish yourself off" The left Twix pulled out and killed himself.
The End
