Random Skits to start off

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Characters:
Steven
Garnet
Amethyst
Pearl
Lapis
Peridot
Bismuth
Jasper
Spinel
White Diamond
Yellow Diamond
Blue Diamond
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The male gems will use the gems nicknames, and if they don't have nicknames I'll make something up.

Nora - Female Steven
Gar - Male Garnet
Thyst - Male Amethyst (IDK)
P - Male Pearl
Lap - Male Lapis
Per - Male Peridot
Bis - Male Bismuth
Jas - Male Jasper
Spins - Male Spinel
White - Male White Diamond
Yellow - Male Yellow Diamond
Blue - Male Blue Diamond

- The Movie -

Steven: I want things to stay like this and never change.

Nora: Agreed.

(Silence)

Spinel/Spins: I like ya cut G

Slaps Steven and Nora

- When they met -

Spins: Well hello there beautiful~

Spinel: Right back at'cha handsome~
...wanna go prank Steven and Nora?

Spins: Yes!!!

Nora: Oh no, STEVEN RUN!!!!

Steven: The Prankcalypse is apon us!!!!

- Weed -

Nora: Spins!!! Steven told me you've been hiding pot!!!

Spins: You mean this?

Holds a flower pot

Nora: Oh... I guess that's fine. What are you growing?

Spins: w e e d .

- Swear words -

Kevin: Fuck.

Steven/Nora: *Long Gasp*

Covers Spinel's and Spins' non-existent ears as they walk out of the room with them

Steven/Nora: *Long gasp*

(1 day later)

Spinel/Spins: Fuck?

Steven/Nora: Keviiiiiiiiiin!!!!!

Kevin: oh no.

- Among us -
Players:
Spinel, Spins, Steven, Nora, Pearl,
P, Gar, Amethyst, White Diamond

Spins: (Kills Nora)

- Body reported -

Steven: I have called this meeting to report that Spins killed Nora right in front of me, and I have further evidence, hes been following people around, he hasn't done a single task the entire game, he has been spotted multiple times on top of vents, and he always has this evil look on his face!!!

Spins: ...I saw Steven vent in electrical.

- Steven was not an imposter -
2 imposters remain

(1 min later)

Spinel: *Humming* *Fixing wires*

Spins: *vents*

Spinel looks over

Spinel: Hi bro.

Spins: Hi sis. *Leaves*

...

Spinel: ...Wait.

- Body reported -

Amethyst: ok guys Pearl's body was in reactor, the last person I saw in there was Gar!!

Gar: Your wrong.

Spins: I don't know Gar, your very silent and that's sus.

Gar: I left reactor before the body was reported.

P: BECAUSE YOUR THE ONE WHO DID IT!!!

Spinel: Can I say something?

-Gar was not an imposter-
2 imposter remain

(With White Diamond and P)

P: I'm nervous my Diamond, I want to win but I'm afraid if I go anywhere I'm gonna die.

White.D: Its alright, you just need to calm down take deep breaths.

P: Ok. *Inhale*

White.D: *Shoots P* You may rest now.

Spins: *hops out of vent*

-Reports body-

Spins: It's White Diamond, she killed P!!!!

White.D: ...what?

Amethyst: I knew it was her!!!

Spinel: Then why did you sus Gar?

Amethyst: There are two imposters you know.

White.D: I'm going to say this only once... it's not me.

-White.D was an imposter-
1 imposter remains

Spinel, Spins, and Amethyst standing in cafeteria

Spinel: Ok guys, I think I know who the imposter is.

Amethyst: That's exactly what an imposter would say!!!

Spins: L a W n M o W e R.

Amethyst: Alright Spinel, what tasks have you done?

Spinel: I've done Wires, Card swipe, Med scan, and whatever that number thing in reactor is called.

Amethyst: What about you Spins?

Spins: ...Uhhh (Kills Amethyst)

Spinel: Yep, I thought so... um bro?

Spinel: Um, we can talk about this right?

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Spinel: Um, we can talk about this right?

Spins: Sis relax, the games over I won. You have nothing to worry about... but know this, next time I won't be so merciful to you.

 but know this, next time I won't be so merciful to you

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Spins: Got it?!?

Spinel: Y-yes bro

Spins: Cool.

Steven: This game is fun.

Nora: Why am I always the first one to die?!? I haven't even gotten imposter the entire time we've played this game!!!



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