SALESBOI || taekook ✔

[12] fite me.

A/n:
Y'all this chapter is extra long (1545 words) since it's the LAST ONE :)

After they were both done with their ice creams, Taehyung started scanning his own shirt with his eyes.

"What happened? Are you checking if your stomach is happy?" Jungkook said, laughing at his own joke.

"NO. I was actually just checking if I accidentally stained my shirt..." Taehyung replied, eyes still on his own shirt.

"Oh. You could just wash it. What's the big deal?" Jungkook asked, not understanding the reason behind the elder's worries.

"No I can't just 'wash it'. This shirt basically costs more than the sum of the  worth of my apartment, and every single thing in it." Taehyung replied.

"Well I'm glad I bought you this shirt." Jungkook said without thinking.

"Oh why is that? 'Cause I'm a poor person and you did a good deed?" Taehyung asked, almost accepting his fate.

"No... No...'Cause I don't think anyone else can wear it better than you." Jungkook said, with a smug face on.

That totally caught Taehyung off guard.

He didn't say anything, instead he just continued scanning his shirt avoiding any eye contact with the other male.

After 5 more minutes of scanning and joking around, Jungkook glanced at his Rolex watch.

"Fuck. It's almost 1 am. Where do you live?"

"I live near the 23rd Street. Oh shit- Actually I should go by now."
Taehyung replied.

"Uh. Isn't 23rd that shady place... Does the taxi go till the footsteps of your apartment?" Jungkook asked, concern laced in his voice.

Taehyung was actually planning to take the bus, which normally stops two blocks away.

"Not really." Taehyung replied as he looked around for the nearest bus stop.

"What? God. I'll drop you okay. It's not safe." The younger blurted out.

"Dude. I'm a 22 year old dude." Taehyung said, with a 'fite me' look.

"Oh cool then, but- shit. I don't know how to tell this to you." Jungkook said, visibly panicking.

"What is it now?" Taehyung said as he rubbed his eyes, getting tired of Jungkook's jokes.

"Old guy in black is staring at you. More specifically your ass." Jungkook said as he leaned closer to the older.

Taehyung suddenly turned around as he moved closer to Jungkook, looking for the 'old guy in black', bumping into the younger's chest in the process.

"OH MY GOD. WHERE... WHERE?!" Taehyung asked, panic-stricken, while Jungkook was just enjoying their close proximity.

"See this is exactly what I'm talking about. There is no old guy by the way." Jungkook replied, feeling proud since his little 'experiment' worked.

"WHAT?! Haha I knew that. Good one. Did you like my acting Jungkook?" Taehyung replied as he pushed him away, mentally sighing.

"Yep. It was perfect. Now get on my car." Jungkook said as he grabbed onto the elder's elbow and pushed him towards his car.

"I don't like being man-handled. Stop..." The older whined like a child.

"You're making me do this. Now shut up and get in." Jungkook said as he shoved Taehyung onto the passenger seat of his Mercedes benz.