Skszp sighed. Why, oh why, was that his name? No vowels. His name sounded like a puppy sneeze. The school kids had made fun of it; well, screw you, Aiiauo. He knew his name would never get him anywhere, except, he guessed, the Angry Inch. And they weren't exactly the most professional. Hedwig was crazy, stalking her rockstar ex. But what better to do? So one day, Skszp grew fairy wings, and farted glitter. "Miss Hedwig, my country needs me." He flew off into the rainbow.
AN: I suppose you would call this a crackfic.
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Hedwig Oneshots
FanfictionOneshots inspired by Hedwig and the Angry Inch (my favorite movie). This is just some stuff I've written throughout the months.
