Matthew Staph

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America: "Dudes! I just realized something!"
France and Britain: "What?"
America: "What colors are your guys flags?"
France and Britain: *look at each other in confusion* "Red, white, and blue?"
America: "And what colors are my flag?"
France and Britain: *still confused* "Red, white, and blue."
America: "Now, what's Canada's colors?"
France and Britain: "Red and white."
France and Britain: *sudden realization*
America, France, Britain: *turn and look at Canada."
Canada: *wearing sunglasses* "What about it bitches?"
America: "You little rebel."
Britain: "Matthew, you're tearing this family apart stop."
France: *dramatic sobbing*
~Jessie

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