Russia: *over at America's house*
-opens fridge looking for alcohol- "Hm? What's this?" *grabs bottle of Coca-Cola*
Russia: *sets bottle on table* -peaks head over top of table- "Britain! Come look at this!"
Britain: *peaks head over table with Russia* "What does this look like to you, Braginski?"
Russia: "Certainly not like alcohol, good sir."
Britain: "Looks like something only bitches would drink."
America: *extremely unamused* "Fuck you guys you know I'm underaged."
~Jessie
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