**ALTERNATIVE JOKE ENDING**

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As you're eating the breakfast Oikawa so graciously prepared for you,  you hear a knock at the door.

You walk over to it, and open the door.

"Who's there-"

Iwa comes sprinting at you FNAF Foxy-style and puts you in a choke hold against a wall.

(Sorry Wall-Chan)

"WHERE THE LITERAL S H E T DID YOU HIDE OIKAWA??"

"H-He's in the bathroom behind you!"
You say as you're coughing.

"OK"
He runs into the bathroom, while Oikawa is inside.

**OIKAWA POV**

Iwa barges inside of the bathroom.

"WUSSUP BODY OL' BUCKAROOSKI."

"IWA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!"

"NOTHING JUST MAKING SURE MY BFF IS OK SINCE THAT BITCH TOOK YOU FROM ME"

"W-WHAT? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT Y/N? AND DON'T CALL HER A BITCH!"

You get off the toilet to wipe.
You pull your sweatpants up.

"Iwa, can you get out of my bathroom please?"

"ok."
Iwa heads out.

"CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!"

No response.

You flush the toilet and walk out aswell.

(You guys might be wondering, 'Why didn't he wash his hands before he left the bathroom?' well, it's because he's Oikawa.)

**Y/N'S POV**

Iwa walks out of the bathroom and sprints back at you, placing you in yet another choke hold.

Oikawa walks out and sees you and Iwa.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-"

.~*End of Story*~.

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