What A Drag

Ch1: What A Drag

Kurama
'kurama thoughts'
Naruto
'naruto thoughts'
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Naruto's pov

What a drag, not to sound like a nara or anything but really, I get given a mission to babysit a bunch of children 
Out of all the missions I could of gotten I get this one

'come on kit you haven't even started the mission yet and also you can't call them children because you are the same age'

'but I could of gotten an ASSASINATION mission but noooo I get to babysit the 'last' uchiha, it is the hands down worst thing in the world. EVER. '

'just shut up and get to the academy already, after all its your first day'

'yeah and I have to act stupid in an orange thing prancing round like a prick'

'language'

'tch'

What a drag, I am so whooping jiji's ass after this

-at the academy

I get stares as I walk into my former teammates class and to be honest I already hate this place, I mean what is these kids' problems they are looking at me as if I grew nine tails (get it...... Cuz kurama)

I walk toward the only empty seat, which is ironically by emo ass....... Lucky me

'remember to smile'

'oh yeah thank kura'

I take in my new surroundings 'smiling' at everyone here eventually drifting off to sleep on my desk

Third pov

Iruka opens the classroom door to see his former captain asleep on his desk, taking that as a sign that everyone is here he uses his big-headed jutsu to quiet the class waking up a very grumpy blonde in the process

'wow taicho looks angry, he is so gonna kill me after *gulps*'

"QUIET DOWN SUDENTS today we have a new student joining us, please introduce yourself" yells iruka-sensei

"I'm naruto uzsumaki BELIEVE IT!!"
The blonde states mustering up the biggest smile he could produce sitting back down as kurama laughs at him at him yelling believe it

'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...KIT--'

'kura shut up I am not in the mood since I have just been woken up by Iruka and I swear if anyone bothers me I will kill them'

'too late kit'

'kura........... Oh no'

A rumble fills the halls as two demons  came barging through the door arguing

"GET OUT THE WAY BILLBOARD BROW" ino yells

"NO I WAS BEFORE YOU INO-PIG I WILL SIT NEXT TO MY SASUKE-KUN"
the pink banshee screams pushing her way out the door racing toward the place where naruto is sitting

"MOVE IT BAKA THIS IS MY SEAT" she commands throwing naruto off his seat, naruto who is currently about to loose his shit gets up acting slightly confused but injured speaks up and sits back down in his seat gently shooing the banshee away
"uh excuse me miss but please could I have my seat back since I was there first, I also find it rude that you pushed me away, now go sit somewhere else would you"
Sitting back down he lets some of his killer intent seep through and glares daggers at the pink haired banshee then turning back silently cursing the world

Iruka sighs in relief and carries on with his lesson knowing he would get beaten by his taicho for waking him up and making him deal with sakura

Naruto's pov

I am about to loose my shit on this pink bitch for doing this to me, what a great start to the day, a broken eardrum and the urge to massacre the whole of konoha.... Just great

'calm down kit, I know you were woken up then thrown to the floor being yelled at but it isnt THAT bad'

'way to make it better kura I REALLY appreciate the effort'

'your welcome'

'tch I am so killing someone later'

I really hate this right now, I have never been the best person when I get angry so usually I need to kill someone or go train but can't do either of those so I guess I am stuck with a bunch of brats till It is lunch time so I can carefully shunshin away to jiji's office and use his training room to beat the shit out of some people, but untill then I am stuck with these amateur wannabe ninja

....... What a pain