What A Drag

Ch:3 Gennin Exams

Naruto pov

I rudely get awoken by iruka scolding me for falling asleep because I will miss out on learning as if I haven't seen all this years prior to now, anyway it seems like the academy is over and since there is nothing better to do I'll probably just train untill I go to sleep or maybe go on a solo mission depending on how I feel

I make my way to my house to get some food to fill me up before I decide what to do for the next few hours

'hey kit why don't we get some new weapons for you missions since they have pretty much gone to shit'

'I guess I have been needing new ones lately'

I guess I have plans now

Finnishing my food I henge myself into kitsune, kitsune has black hair that fades to red, the hair style it like mine but flatter and shorter and I am taller and keep my whiskers

-mini timeskip

Arriving at the weapons shop I grap plenty of kunai (idk is that how you spell it), daggers and senbons

I head over to the katanas and look at the twin pairs setting my gaze upon the most expensive ones, they are the rarest katana someone could get, they are forged with enchanted metals and have intricate seals and designs on them. Gently grasping them I get some other weapons and check out shunshining back home

If you are wondering how I could afford these let's just say being the best anbu in the whole of konoha has its perks

- one year time skip

What a pain, annother day at the academy and yet annother day if wasting my energy on some bratty kids while on top of that putting on an act that wastes even MORE energy

What a drag, but somehow I manage to force myself to go there EVERY SINGLE DAY , on the other hand I think that the gennin exams are today but I'm not sure because I'm sleeping all the time in these troublesome classes

'nara'

'tch shut upppp'

Oh.... Looks like I arrived at my class

Third pov

Getting ready to open the same rusty door yet again the lazy blonde smiles as bright as the sun and straightens his back, he opens the door and puts on his fake, scratchy voice

"SORRY I'M LATE SENSEI" naruto yells while rubbing his neck starting to walk to his seat next to duckbutt

'you know kurama this act is really straining my throat and ears'

'I guess we will ask the hokage when you can drop the act'

'yeah I guess I will, acting like an idiot for a year really is tiring'

The bored blonde listens to his sensei as he announces that the gennin exams will start momentarily earning groans and yells in the class

"YEAH I'M GONNA BECOME THE BEST GENNIN THERE IS" the 'excited' blonde yells as he gets glares and insults from kiba

"yeah like a dead last like you would ever even become a gennin let alone pass" kiba scowls

"BELIEVE IT, I WILL BECOME THE BEST GENNIN AND AFTER THAT I WILL BECOME THE HOKAGE" naruto argues while internally cringing at his loudness sitting back down in his seat pouting earning a hn from sasuke

"hn" (like you will pass you're half asleep most days) sasuke says not knowing that a certain blonde can hear him

Naruto's pov

The nerve that emo ass has, the AUDACITY he has to say that thinking I can't understand, well guess what baka i can understand

'hey kura why don't i mess with him a little'

'yeah sure go ahead'

I am going to mess with sasuke by saying hn back, I bet this will scare him

Third pov

"hn" (hey sasuke)

"hn?!" (naruto?! You can hear me)

"hn" (yeah actually, I just wanted to say thanks for the insult I really appreciate it)

"hn" (well it's not like you will pass )

"hn" (whatch me)

"hn......... Hn........ HN...... HNNNNN" (hey........ Hey......... Hey........ ANSWER ME YOU STUPID DOBE HOW CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ME) sauske yells in uchiha language, whatching the blonde ignore him he stands up and goes to take the exams

Naruto's pov

'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE, OH MY KAMI KIT THAT WAS LEGENDARY'

'HE WAS SO PISSED WHEN I DIDN'T Answer HIM.......... HA HAHAHAH, I've got to agree with you there because that was legendary'

I glance to the uchiha's seat to see him sitting back down telling me its my turn for the exams, so getting out my seat I walk into the exam room waiting to be given my instructions and to be honest all I heard Was

".. Blah blah....... Throw these at the targets....... Blah blah"

I mean can they just say something simple and straight forward, because I already knew how to do this exam, I threw the kunai at the targets hitting bullseye on each one them proceed to perfect my clones, henges and transformation jutsus and walk out grabbing a black headband not bothering to look back

'hey kit misuki was looking awfully pissed at you passing, we will have to tail him after the academy for suspicious behaviour'

'Well I guess that's my evening gone'

Heading back to my seat I whatch the last student walk into the exam room as i think about misuki

But still this academy

Is

Such

A

Pain