Me: ready?
Jasmine: Ready!
[Jasmine:]
Did I abuse him
Or show him disdain?
Why does he run from me?
If I should lose him,
How shall I regain
The heart he has won from me?
Agony!
Beyond power of speech,
When the one thing you want
Is the only thing out of your reach.
[Lindy]
High in the tower,
I sits by the hour,
Maintaining my hair.
He says I'm blithe and becoming while I'm frequently humming
A lighthearted air:
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-
Agony!
Far more painful than yours,
When you know he would take you
If there only were doors.
[Both]
Agony!
Oh, the torture they teach! *both rip open jackets showing team Chris and team billy shirts*
[Lindy]
What's as intriguing-
[Jasmine]
Or half so fatiguing-
[Both]
As what's out of reach?
[Jasmine]
Oh he is sensitive,
Clever,
Well-mannered,
Considerate,
Passionate,
Charming,
As kind as he's handsome
And heir to a throne?
[Lindy]
He is everything you could wish for!
[Jasmine]
Then why no-?
[Lindy]
Do I know?
[Jasmine]
The guy must be mad!
[Lindy]
You know nothing of madness
Till you're watching him climbing your hair
And you see him down there
As he's nearing you,
All the while hearing you:
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-
[Both]
Agony!
[Jasmine]
Misery!
[Lindy]
Woe!
[Both]
Though it's different for each.
[Jasmine]
Always ten steps behind-
[Lindy]
Always ten feet below-
[Both]
And he's just out of reach.
Agony
That can cut like a knife!
I must become his wife.
Both: *laughs and highfives*
