You Can't Catch Me: Bones × Criminal Minds Crossover

Chapter 1: The "Bones"

"W-where A-am I-I?" A man, all bloodied and tied up, woke up.

He looked around and saw a dark figure, blurred. Still obscured by his awakening. "Who are you?" The tied up man yelled out towards the dark figure.

The dark figure came out of the shadows, an old man in what seems to be a lab coat, he too was bloody. "Ah, you're finally awake?" He asked.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" The man yelled out, flailing around trying to get out of the rope that compelled him to completely move.

"You don't know me," the older man walked towards him. "But I know all about you, Agent Jason Gideon."

"I'm no longer an agent," Gideon still squirmed around. "I'm retired but you should let me go."

"No can do Agent." The older man took out a cart that had many utensils you would see at the hospital.

"And why is that?" Gideon questioned him.

"You see," he got closer, this time with a scalpel. "This isn't the time to get shrinky with me, this is where you help me with a little project."

"What kind of project?" Gideon questioned his motives but before the man was able to answer, he quickly took a jab at him with the scalpel, almost instantly. "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" He yelled out.

"You see," the old man then took out the scalpel from his leg and pointed it underneath Gideon's neck. "This isn't gonna be a normal job. I'm gonna need you alive for this."neck

Gideon, without hesitation, spat on his face. "SCREW YOU!"

"You can yell all you want." He took another jab at him with the scalpel, this time however, in his other leg.

"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" He yelled once more.

"But it won't help you." He took out the small knife.

"W-what are y-you gonna do?" Gideon started to heavily breath.

"You're the FBI profiler," he cleaned the spit from his own face. "You tell me."

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" Gideon screamed once more, the old man started a surgery like cut on his leg.

"You probably won't need this bone in your body now would you?" The old man snickered. "Oh who am I kidding, of course you're not."

Just as the old man finally got the main leg bone, without hitting any of the main arteries, he took it out back, into the shadows. Gideon's hanging body stood there, almost lifeless. "Don't fall asleep right there now." The old man came back.

"Huh.... huh.... huh..." Gideon panted.

"We're just getting started." The old man gave Gideon a sadistic smile before Gideon fainted from his experience.

SOMEWHERE IN WASHINGTON D.C.

"Yo," a bulky man in a suit said, entering his kitchen where his girlfriend and his daughter were. "Bones, we got a case. Let's vamoose!"

Bones, while feeding their kid, gave the man a weird look. "What are you talking about Booth?"

"I just got a call from the agency," Booth walked up to his girlfriend, giving her a somewhat like hug. "They need us to identify a body in an abandoned warehouse."

"I thought you don't work on cases like that," she stopped the hug, continuing feeding her kid. "Besides, I haven't gotten the call myself and if I'm going to go with you, somebody is going to have to take care of Christine."

"Well the body was found on federal land and that is my jurasdiction so by definition, it's under an FBI investigation." Bones' phone suddenly rang. "Speak of the devil." Booth said.