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Red: it wasn't Black. He was with me the whole time!
Black: it wasn't Red. He's too handsome to eject
Red: *B L U S H*
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Orange: I'm horny
Pink: wanna fuck in electrical?😏
Orange: sure😏
Red: one meeting... I WANT JUST ONE. DECENT. MEETING!
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Black: ok where was everyone when White died?
Lime: I was in electrical
Purple: I swiped that god fucking damn card in admin
Orange: definitely wasn't me. I fixed wires in electrical, swiped in admin, scanned in MedBay, then I became very horny so I went to comms and started masturbating.
Red: pls don't continue-
Orange: then Pink came and I fucked the shit outta her. So we're clear
Pink: hmmmm yeah I remember. It felt fucking good😏
Black: l-let's skip *visual embarrassment*
Everyone: *skips*
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Red: * about to kill Pink* Pink what are your last words?
Pink: p-please! Let me go! I have a kid!
Red: a... a kid?
Mini Pink: Hewwo thewe *smiles cutely*
Red: AHHHHH I'M A MONSTER! I ALMOST KILLED AN INNOCENT MOTHER! VOTE ME OUT! VOTE ME OUT! I DESERVE THIIISS! *lays down on the floor and starts sobbing uncontrollably*
Mini Pink: awe-
Pink: lets report this guy
(EMERGENCY MEETING!)
Pink: it's Red
Everyone: *votes Red*
Red, floating in space, still crying: I'M A PIECE OF GARBAAGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Red was The Impostor)
(0 Impostors remain)
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The last one was too sad *sniff* I feel bad for him... and Pink
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FanfictionHeya! I just had to make this OwO This book will contain oneshots UwU You can request oneshots and X readers are allowed too UwU cuz I know ur simping for those beans🥰 U can also request a one shot with mini crew mates included! (Like adopting or i...
