America Oneshots and Headcannons

Meme

(Alfred and Al are friends but Al flirts with Alfred a lot)

Al came up too Alfred with a lovesick smile, "How's the Handsome person doing today~?"

Alfred trying to fight back said, "I don't know, How are you?"

Al blushed so hard, he was confused but needed to get out of the room as fast as he can before he makes a fo- to late....

Al fell, "OW, FUCK"

Alfred sighed, "Do you need help, Al? y'know what? I'll help you anyways"

As Alfred held a hand out for Al, Al softly put his hand in Alfreds, and got up with help form Alfred. 

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Al came up to Alfred, "Why aren't you in a museum?"

Alfred was confused, "Because I don't want to be, I'm working?"

Al continued, "Because You're a piece of artwork."

Alfred said back, "Then why aren't you there? You're the masterpiece here...?"

Al blushed, but didn't freak out. "...." "...."

Alfred looked up. "Hmm? "

Alfred smiled. And Al could have died right there. "Al, come closer"

Al was suprised. alfred barly ever comes to close to people. "Yea?"

Alfred kept smiling. "Sit on my lap" Al didn't realize until now that Alfred was sitting criss cross on his chair. 

"right now?"

"Yes" Alfred was still smiling. 

"okay..."

Once Al was on Alfred, Al started to feel different, as if his world just changed. "What the fuck"

"Hmm? oh, you felt it too?"

Al was quick to jump up. "Yeah, what was it?!"

Alfred frowned. "Whenever I touch someone there life will get changed for better. Which is why I never touch the countries, but hug the homeless and other people...."

Al was beyond confused. (I looked at Beyond and said, 'Well you look like a fake word')

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Al tried again. "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together~"

Alfred blushed. "Then do you want to know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

Al didn't know he had a counterpart that could do pickup lines.

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A/N-Done hoped you like it!