Dave's Wacky Occurrences Book 1 Bonus Chapter/Book

Dave's Wacky Occurrences Bonus Chapter/Book

Bonus Chapter: Dog Days of Summer

The hot late June sun beat down on the two lads as they waited for Rose, "So what's the plan DM?" Quentin pondered to his friend, "Well... I got a pretty good campaign planned, but we'll have to see." It had been 3 weeks since the fight, and 2 weeks after Jon and David's funeral. Abi's, Dave's, and Jon's corpses were never found, but the fragments were and were stored for possible future use, or returned to trustable users. The aftermath was summed up as a mixture of a gas explosion in the school and a sinkhole which consumed many passersby including multiple kids. "Now what?" They looked around for the girl expecting her to show up, "OH SHIT I FORGOT!" Q dragged his friend inside and shuffled through his bag on the table, "Check this out!" He threw a singed black book at the freshman as he caught it surprised, "What the hell is this, it reeks of fire..." "Abi's Diary... apparently it didn't disappear." "What? How?" "God if I know!" "Why do you still have it? Do you want to burn it tonight?" "WHAT NO! The 43rd page, look!" The lad flipped through the book to the exact page and his jaw dropped, "I know..." "B-But how does it exist!" In the book a singular sticker sat, with its iconic name next to them. "Gorn... and You Sexy Thing?" "Ya.... a stand user still exists for the book to claim." The lengthy lad looked at his friend with a pale face, "My dog's name is Gorn..." "WHAT IN THE CRISPY KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK!" "Wha... what do we do then?" "Should we give it to the dog? What if it's a stand that could..." He hesitated for a second, "Bring them back..." The house fell silent after his remark, "Could such a stand do that... bring back the dead soul and all?" "David told me that he thinks stands could do anything, even stop time, however I think that's extremely unlikely, but still... look what the completed arrow did to your stand." "Ya it's a shame I never found out what Red Choir Reqiuem's ability was... though It's even more of a shame we never found out what Dave's new stand was." "An improved Chubby Checkers... what power could something like that wield?" A sudden rustle from the cage in the living room broke the two out of their trance, "Gorn is pretty hard to control... I don't know if we should use it." "BUT!" "But we don't know if it could kill us!" "Or help us!" The two thought for a second as they watched the dog scratch at its crate, "Fine.... But what do we do if it's one that destroys the universe or something?" "Do you think a dog would be actually smart enough to control that?" The lads were reminded of Zoppy and Pippy's Train on the Water and Boat on the Track, "Imagine if those two could control that power, that would be horrifying!" "Wait a second...." "What if..." "Could that be...." In that exact moment they remembered Pippy's ability of matter creation, even if the large lad was dead, could it be possible to create a new one? "NO! That's not possible, it takes objects from points in space, not creates objects." "SHIT YOUR RIGHT!" The freshman clenched his fist in defeat, "So the only option is..." "Give the dog the damn sticker..." Both looked at the squirming beast as it clawed wildly at the side of the plastic cage, "Gorn... Gorn... Calm down gorn we just need you to calm down." The lad slowly opened the cage, and was quickly shoved over as his dog burst out and jumped onto Quentin, "I DON'T LIKE DOGS! ED HELP!" "DEAL WITH IT! JUST PUT THE STICKER ON!" "ARF!" The freshman slammed his hand down onto the dog's back as it finally fell off of him, "Jeez that dog has way too much energy!" "SHHH It's working..." Gorn suddenly went quiet, a very unusual state for the normally wild dog. "Uh... it's been 3 minutes, is it dead?" "BARK!" "AND No!" "Gorn! Do you have a special ability you want to show us?" The lengthy lad stroked his dog's head, "BARK BARK!" "That doesn't help in the slightest." Quentin pulled out his phone bored as Ed continued to try and talk to his dog, seeing if it had any powers to unveil, "BARK!" Suddenly Gorn broke loose from the lad's grip and jumped back onto Q, licking his hands and covering his phone in slobber, "OH GROSS!" "Get a paper towel from the kitchen or..." "WHAT THE FUCK!" The freshman suddenly threw his phone to the ground in horror as the two watched it grow arms and legs, a female body, and just like that his device had become a small, busty girl. "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THAT!" "WHAT THE FUCK!" The two screams were quickly joined by the dog's barking as the girl stood up and looked around. "WHAT DO WE DO!" "KILL IT WITH FIRE! BURN IT!" "Oh Hello~" The girl noticed the lad standing over her, "DIE YOU BITCH!" Without a second of hesitation Q kicked the girl into the wall, instead of blood, phone chips and glass sprang from her body, "OUCH~ You can be rough to me anytime though~" "SHUT UP WHORE!" Ed quickly joined his friend as the two brutally smashed the female phone to bits, "What in the actual Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck was that..." "I think the internet calls those Moe Anthropomorphism, and dear god was that horrifying to witness." "You would think anime girls in real life would be... more normal... BUT THIS!" He looked down at the destroyed phone as it began to revert back to its regular form, "This is just EVIL AS HELL!" SLOSH SLOSH! Suddenly the sound of Gorn drinking water alerted them to the horrific scene they were about to deal with as the dog shook hard, flinging water and drool all over the kitchen and appliances. "BARK BARK BARK!" "Aw what a cute doggy~" "Can we pet it?" The coffee machine, pens, chairs, even the mud rug had transformed into busty girls, "Quentin...." "Sweet Merciful Christ this is just..." "Can we pet your dog!" "Pwease!" "RED CHOIR!" "WHAT IS LOVE!" Immediately the egg used its powers to make one of the chairs and the rug fall in love with each other, "BEGON THOTS!" Quentin dashed and slammed their heads together before using his red soldier on their legs to cripple them, "Even if you're not real girls, You're still organic matter for my soldiers!" "Oooooowoooh~" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" He bashed one of their heads into the wall as the coffee machine girl suddenly hugged him from behind, her breasts causing the freshman to jump in shock, "YOUR NEXT BITCH!" Ed suddenly dashed in and stabbed the girl with his knife, black coffee spilling out of her body as she moaned in both pain and pleasure. "WHY ON EARTH IS THIS A FUCKING STAND!" "GOD IF I KNOW!" Q screamed as he snapped one of the pen's necks, causing ink to bleed out of her mouth, "GOTCHA!" "YELP!" Gorn squirmed in its owner's arms as the lengthy lad tried to pull off the sticker attached to his dog's back, "IT'S NOT COMING OFF!" "Only Abi could remove stickers applied to a person which means.... OH SHIT!" Edward looked around the room, quickly trying to find something to remove the sticker, "SCISSORS! IN THE DRAW QUENTIN!" The lad pushed off another girl hugging him and rushed over to the other side of the kitchen, "WOH!" He suddenly slipped on a trail of water and drool and quickly grabbed the counter to stabilize himself, both of his hands got wet on something on the counter, but finally he threw upon the drawers. "SCISSORS!" "Okay Gorn come here... COME ON YOU DUMB DOG!" "Mhh... my legs can only open so far you know~" The freshman looked down at his hands as he nearly vomited from shock, the liquid he had touched was dog slobber, which had transformed the scissors in his hands into another oversexualized object. "Oh for the love of god..." Quentin quickly got a hold of himself, and with a cold and emotionless face continued to pull the girl's legs apart in his hands before he snapped her in half. "SHIT NOW WHAT!" "BARK BARK!" "NO GORN GET BACK HERE!" The dog jumped onto the couch and around the living room, thinking that it was playing a fun game with the boys, but in reality it was throwing more slobber on objects creating more Moe Anthropomorphism girls. "Oh come here~" Suddenly the couch jumped onto the unsuspecting Ed pinning him down, "Hey Ed I kind of let myself in I hope you don't..." Rose suddenly walked through the front door at the confusing scene of her boyfriend being pinned down by an oversexualized girl she had never seen before. "I-It's not what it looks like!" "UUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!" Her face flushed red in confusion and embarrassment as Quentin suddenly came and curb stomped the girl off of his friend, "He's right Rose! His dog has a stand that turns objects into weird girl thingies!" "Oh she's new, can I have a taste~" "NOT ON YOUR LIFE BITCH!" The lengthy lad stuck his knife into the lamp's back, "NOW CAN YOU HELP US!" "Wha-WHAT'S HAPPENING!" "I'LL EXPLAIN LATER!" "YOU BETTER!" The girl suddenly punched into a drink coaster girl, "Gorn's in the corner... we got 'em..." "WHAT IS LOVE!" "RED CHOIR!" "BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!" The dog noticed the new person in the room and immediately bounded towards Rose, "OH SHIT SORRY ABOUT THIS! NOW GREEN LOVERS!" Gorn jumped onto the girl with lightning speed and strength, pushing her to the ground and licking and nuzzling her excessively, "AGH! GET OFF OF ME!" "NOW RED CHOIR!" Edward pushed down on the dog to make it hold still as Q walked over to it slowly, hoping not to draw its attention as he placed down his red soldier on the dog's back. "NOW REMOVE ONLY THE FLESH THE STICKER IS ATTACHED TO!" The soldier saluted it's user in response and pushed through the thick fur, finally finding the area that the cursed sticker was attached to, "NOW BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL!" "YELP!